12 THE MORNING OREGONIAN, SATURDAY. DECEMBER -22, 1906. TERM IH PRISON Fill SCI EH Clerk Who Robbed Woodard, Clarke & Co. of $800 Cash Pleads Guilty. HIS LAWYER NOT PRESENT Sentenced by Court to Serve Three Years, Six Months and Fourteen Days in State Penitentiary. Will Sue Attorney. Three years, six months and fourteen days in.'the penitentiary was the sentence meted out to Morlts Fleischner by Pre siding Judge Sears, of the State Circuit Court, yesterday afternoon. Fleischner is the dashing young man with a million aire's tastes and a clerk's Income who tapped the till of Woodard, Clarke & Cos. drug store for 800 several weeks ago. He escaped with the money into British Columbia and was seemingly awaiting passage to. the Orient when overhauled by the, law. The insistent clamor of creditors was Biven by Fleischner as the cause of his theft. In an earnest appeal for leniency Fleischner told the court yesterday that the San Francisco disaster shattered his financial equilibrium and necessitated his securing a loan of J0. Coming to Tort land h secured employment at Wood ard. Clarke l& Co's. establishment. He seemed capable and trustworthy and was quickly promoted from prescription clerk ' to floor salesman. He was doing well, he said, but his California creditors kept hounding him until he could stand It no longer. In desperation he took the from the till and levanted. The plea of guilty was formally entered by him. "What salary were you earning?'' asked Judge Sears when the prisoner nervously Feated himself and mopped the perspira tion from his face. "A hundred dollars a month." said Fleischner. "It seems to me that with such an allowance you could easily have paid off a small debt of $400. If you owed $400, how did you come to take $800?" Judge Sears asked. Fleischner attempted to explain this phase of the case, but his explanation fell flat. "Because you owed money was no ex cuse for committing theft," concluded the' court. "It is no crime to owe money. The sentence of the court is that you be confined to the state prison for a period of three years, six months and fourteen days." Fleischner made the statement In court that he had retained Attorney Jay Up ton at s fee of $130 to look after his interests in the case, but that Mr. Upton had done nothing for him. His attorney was to have been in court at 3:30 o'clock but failed to appear. Deputy District Attorney Haney offered to put the case over a day, but the prisoner said he in tended pleading guilty and was not will ing to wait for. anyone. He exhibited Mr. Upton's receipt for $150 and said he Intended to bring proceedings for the return of the money. Phil Blckett, the youth who stole a number of revolvers from the Honeyman Hardware Company's store s month ago. pleaded guilty and professed repentance. Blckett Is a minor, and Judge Sears thought that the ends of justice would be served If the youth was given a chance to mend his ways. A sentence of one year was imposed and parole granted. Blckett will be allowed to retain his liberty so long as he conducts himself properly. SAYS Hl'SBAXD CHOKED HER Edna 1". Heath Granted Divorce From .Earl L. Heath. Two matrimonial knots were untied by Presiding- Judge Sears of the State Circuit Court yesterday forenoon. Edna F. Heath was granted a divorce from Karl I.,. Heath, on the grounds of In human treatment. The couple were married in Portland in 1SS9 and have two children. Their trouble Is of recent occurrence. Mrs. Heath says the de fendant choked her last month and that on December 1 his conduct heenme so violent that she was rompelled to leave home and take the children with her. She was awarded the custody of the children. Christina B. Reed was- given a di vorce from George Reed on the grounds of desertion. They were married in Michigan !3 years ago and the deser tion occurred 1 1 years later. Docia A. Stevens instituted divorce proceedings in the Circuit Court yes terday against Basil Stevens. Cruel treatment and failure to support are arlven as the causes of complaint. Mrs. Stevens sets out that they were married in 1892. and that Stevens has been scolding her almost daily. 'Last March he took the scant furnishings from the.tr humble home, leaving her with out means or shelter. The complaint sets out that there are no children, and property rights to adjust. DECLARES CHARGES ABSURD "Walter D. Bitters Denies He Threat ened to Kill His Wife. Walter D. Bitters, arrested Thursday night on complaint of his wife, who claimed Bitters threatened to kill her and dynamite the house she was living in. spent yesterday in a cell at the County Jail, scoffing at the charges against him. He said the statements of his wife were absurd. Mrs. Bitters appeared at the Sheriff's office late Thursday night and said she was In. fear of her life. Her husband was armed with a revolver and dirk, and declared in addition that he' had a store of dynamite. she said. Bitters was located and arrested. He had no weapons fn his possession when arrest ed. Acocrding to his story his wife left him in Salem a few dayo ago. Lo cating her in Laurelwood, a suburb of Portland, he went there to see their little boy and with no thought of vio lence. Bitter's sister sides in with the wife, saying her brother is a dangerous character and that he killed a woman in Omaha a number of years ago. The Omaha woman exonerated him on her deathbed, saying the revolver wound she had received, was sustained by ac cident. JANUARY JURY IS DRAWN. List of Eighty Veniremen Announced in State Circuit Court. . A list of 80 veniremen for service on Juries In the Btate Circuit Court during the January term was announced yester day. The names are: Charles G. Arnmpr. Eugene W. Amsbury. Eamuel Anderson, Timothy Ahorn, Charles A. Ander.on. CrI, Alg-eshelmer, W. H. Adaroson. Nel. Alnaser, Samuel Blulnger. J. B. Beck, J&mn Beal, Peter Bauer, Wil liam Bate.. S. J. Bliss. F. A. Ballin. I. W. Batrd, Alfred Bruner. W. J. Burn., William Cornfoot, C. W. Cottle. Thomas E. Col llngsonn. "Michael Cavanaugh. George G. Clayton. H. B. Chapman. E. B. Colwell, M. J. Comatock. J. D. Chamber, Richard Cor nell, James Curran. R. Peverell. A. L,.' Dan ilger, John B. David, Harry Daniel. Louis Dick. Henry Dosch. Frank B.- Dooley. Theo dore Dunn. Frank Dickenson. J. Drlscoll. Jo seph McMartln, August Dlbbern, William Dolan. A. R. Diamond. Christ Egger, J. J. D. . Edgerton, William Freldlander, O. H. Flthlan, Mat Foeller, W. C. Francis. R. W. Fo.ter. William Cedamk. B. Grarich, Jerry Glass, p. Hartnett. c. W. Herman, M. Heg gar, F. A. Heltkemper. 2. M. Knight, John Knapp, John Lake, August Iange, A. Lelgn ler, John Larson, J. H. Lambert, D. LeFe ver. C. Morher, Mike O'Gara, Frank Or-, chard,' Clarence Phillips. William Patton, J. O. Paup, J. Redmont, Robert Service, Wencel C. Schantlne, J. Schoenberg, P. Schmidt, N. L. Snow, John Strucken, A. L. Turner, J. L. Ttndall, J. M. Tramberg. Reprimands' Brutal Son-ln-Law. F. G. Barton, paintlff in a suit charg ing his wife with having violated the terms of a property division contract, was given a severe reprimand l3y Judge Frazer in the Circuit Court yesterday. The evidence in the case brought out that Barton and his wife's mother, Mrs. Martha Hoffman, had engaged in several disputes and that Barton once struck his mother-in-law a vicious . blow in the mouth, knocking out several teeth and disfiguring her mouth. Judge Frazer said the assault was one of the most brutal that had ever been called to his atten tion. At the conclusion of the case the court advised the Bartons to. think over their differences for a week and see If they could reach an understanding. Asks $5000 for Broken Ankle. Five thousand dollars foi a broken ankle Is asked of the North Pacific Lumber Company by Antti Erkkila. a fqrmer employe. Erkkila brought suit in the State Circuit Court yesterday forenoon, setting out that he was in jured while working on timber rafts at the company's mill. Through the careless arrangement of transfer chains and thenegllgence of other em ployes he says- he was thrown violently against a log, sustaining a broken an kle and other minor injuries. Suit Against Mining Stock Broker. That she was induced to buy wildcat mining stock Is claimed by Kate Obrock in a suit against F. J. Catterlin, placed on trial In Judge Gantenbeln's division of the Circuit Court yesterday forenoon. The complainant state's that she paid $325 for 1000 shares of stock In the Wllllamburg Mining Company, of Southern Oregon. The value of the stock being rightly represented by a cipher she wants her money hack. The case was taken under advisement. - Accused of Working Minor Overtime. W. D. Worrell, manager of the Golden Eagle store, was charged, in an Informa tion filed with the State Circuit Court yesterday, of having compelled a minor to work longer than 10- hours in one day. The Information was filed by the Dis trict Attorney and sets out that Worrell hired Mabel Patterson, 15 years old, and caused her to work for a period greater than the 10-hour limit fixed-by law. Bail was fixed at $100. DEFENDS STATE RIGHTS BRYAN FINDS ROOT'S DOCTRINE VERY PERNICIOUS. Says Constitution la Founded on Self-Government and Opposes Yielding to Japan. LINCOLN,' Neb., Dec. 21. W. J. Bryan, commenting on Secretary of State Root's latest speech, enters his emphatic protest to the doctrine of centralization which he says Mr. Root indorses.. Mr. Bryan says: He seems to rest his argument on the old idea of destiny the refuge of the man who wants to do a thing which he cannot defend. The destiny argument carried us into our expensive experiment in Imperialism, and now destiny Is relied upon to obliterate the states and central ize all government at Washington. .The constitution, while made more than a century ago. is adequate for today. The changes that are needed are changes of method, not of principle. The division of the powers of government was founded upon the doctrine of self-government, and the preservation of the Nation depends upon the careful observance of the limita tions between the things that are local and the things that are National. Those who- do not recognize the doc trine of local self-government can make an argument in favor of the transfer of all power to the Federal Government, but those who believe in the doctrine of self government recognize that the people can be trusted best with that with which they are best acquainted and that the people are best acquainted with th things which are near them and Immediately concern them. If Secretary Root has in mind the Jap anese question as It presents itself in California, he will find the American peo ple unwilling to turn the school system over to the Federal Government merely to please any foreign Nation, however friendly. If he has in mind the elimina tion of trusts, he will find It unnecessary to deprive the states of present powers to make Congressional action effective. HEARST CONTEST REVIVED His Lawyer Insists There' Was Fraud in Mayoralty Election. NEW TORK, Dec. 21. The application of William R. Hearst to the Attorney General for leave to bring an action In quo warranto against Mayor McClelan came up on an appeal before the appel late division of the Supreme Court to day. . Assistant Corporation Counsel Butte, who appeared for the Mayor, said that Mr. McClellan, although nominally the appellant, was not really a party in Interest. The real party, he repre sented, was the Board of Elections. "We maintain," he said, "that the title of the Mayor to his office should not be attacked indirectly In this manner and the matter kept going so long." He said that Mr. Hearst had prom ised to depend upon a recount bill, but nevertheless persisted In keeping the mat ter agitated in the courts. Mr. Shearn, for Mr. Hearst, said that it would seem absurd that Mr. McCllen lan should Bpend the city's money to Issue a record of 1200 printed pages and em poly the city's lawyer to prosecute in a matter in which he had no interest. He declared that it had been -proved that in three out of four boxes that had been opened there had been a fraudulent count. Decision was reserved. Grosscup Talks oh Corporations. SPRINGFIELD. O., Dec. V. Judge Peter S. Grosscup of Chicago addressed an audience) of 2000 at the Grand Opera House this" evening on the control of cor porations. The address was given 'under the auspices of the Commercial Club and the, faculty of Wittenberg College, of which Judge Grosscup la a graduate. PILES CtREu IN TO 1 TAYS. PAZO OINTMF.NT la guarantee to cure aay case, of Itchier. Blind, Bleeding; or rotrud!ng Piles la to 14 days or money rfusyd. SOo. MUST RESPECT LI Rockefeller Will Go to Court When Summoned. GIVES FORTH JEREMIAD Says Ve Are Too Prodigal With Money and Should Keep It at Home or Pay Penalty of Rashness. NEW TORK, Dec. 21. Repb'lng to -the inquiry whether he would be pre pared to go to court, should his pres ence be desired In connection with the Government suit against the Standard Oil Company, John D. Rockefeller to night said: "It will be a sorry day for the coun try and .for all of "Us when our courts are riot respected or we cannot respect them, and our laws are not upheld. We must have law and order, and we must have courts to enforce them. What else can I do but go to court when sum moned?" Mr. Rockefeller said that he did not know the status of any of the pending prosecutions. DiscusstngT the prosperity of the country. Mr. Rockefeller said: We are going entirely too fast. We are too prodigal of our money. We don't keep our money at home. We are send ing too much of our gold abroad. We are buying foreign novelties and letting our gold go to Europe. We are spending too much money. The money ought to be kept here In the United 9tates, for just as surely as we send too much of our gold to the other side, just so surely will we have to pay the penalty of our rash ness. The people of the United States are en tirely too prodigal of what they now have. They are taking advantage of prosperity such as has never been excelled In this country. We are not saving up for the rainy day, for the time of our need. - PROTECTS HIS SON. ) Will Jf. Thompson Explains Boy's Murderous Deed. TACOMA, Wash.7Dec. Il.-HSpecial.) The explanation for . the first time of Chester Thompson's reason for dashing Into the Emory home on the evening of July 1 last, his explanation of occur rences that preceded the firing of the fatal shots and the severe cross-examination of Will H. Thompson, father of the accused, were theN features today in the trial of the slayer of Judge Emory. General Vance, in conducting the cross examination, used the utmost tact and courtesy and permitted Mr. Thompson in, effect to explain away a number of an swers that under ordinary circumstances could have been used by the state against the prisoner. General Vance and Mr. Thompspn have been friends for years, and it was a trying1 ordeal to which both were subjected In the performance of their respective duties today. Aside from this sentimental considera tion, the task of General Vance was most difficult, owing to the brilliant legal at tainments of Mr. Thompson, with his fine intellect and his own long years of ex perience in conducting cross-examinations. Mr. Thompson was in a position to anticipate the Intention of General Vance, and probably' without a single ex ception did so during the long examina tion, and framed his answers accord ingly. Good Witness for Son. He made in the main a good witness for his son, the strongest point scored by the state being the admission from him that, having knowledge of Chester's de caylngmental powers, and fearing that the boy would end his life by suicide, Mr. Thompson neither solicited nor received medical aid to save his son's reason. To all questions along this line Mr. Thomp son had In substance but one answer that nobody believed Chester would com mit any act of violence, and that his parents believed that as soon as he had abandoned his studies he would rapidly improve. Before Mr. Vance began the cross-examination of Mr. Thompson this morn ing, Attorney Morris asked the witness if he had had a conversation with Chester after the shooting. "On the day after the shooting I had a conversation with Chester in the jail," said Mr. Thompson. "I asked him why he went Into the Emory house. He said he had been there two o three times to see Charlotte, and had heard Charlotte crying in' the house. On that particular evening he had heard, when at the point where he took his coat off. her crying and was determined to see tier. He said he didn't know whether they -would let him in or not. "He said that as he went in he asked: 'Where's Charlotte?' He heard the crash of a chair overturned and a scramble be hind him as he ran into the hall. He had no recollection of firing a shot, but as he looked back he saw through the smoke a big man rushing at him. He then fired two; shots. He said he had no recollection of anybody saying anything except him self when he asked, 'Where's Charlotte?" Did Not Know of Shooting. "I asked ljlm If he knew he had shot Judge Emory." He said he didn't know who was shot, and that the first knowl edge he had was when somebody came to the door of the nursery and told him he had shot Judge Emory, but had not hurt him much. "Chester said he had watched the house many- nights both the Emory and the Whittlesey homes to learn where Char lotte was. He said he had seen all the other members of the families, but he never saw Charlotte. This Information was brought out by a great number of questions." "What was Chester's condition at the time?" asked Attorney Morris. "He appeared apathetic, very quiet, apparently to some extent passively re sisting any inquiries, but step by step giving up to my questions. He did not appear to be much interested." THREE FATALLY INJURED. Light Engine and Freight Train Col lide Near Spokane. SPOKANE, Wash.. Dec. 21. Three trainmen were fatally injured in a head-on collision between a light en gine and a Great Northern freight train two miles east of Hillyard short ly after midnight. Fireman Paul Schuppertf. and Brakeman Guy Sals bury, of the freight, died shortly after being taken to the hospital. Howard Lewton. engineer on the light engine, is dying. It is supposed Engineer Lewton for got that the freight was due at this hour, and started east. He saw the freight coming around a curve when it was too late, and called to his fire man, Len Hanson, to jump. Before Hanson conld move the crash came. Hanson was badly scalded, but will re cover. The only one to escape .Injury was Engineer James Davey, of the freight. He was able to walk Into Hillyard after the accident- Hanson is from LIMB WASTED WITH -ECZEMA Obliged to Lie1 With Limbs Higher Than Head Suffered Untold Agonies and Could Not Walk Doctor -Said It Was the Worst Case he Ever Saw. ANOTHER -WONDERFUL' CURE BY CUTICURA "I receired your letter asking fof Information about using the Cuticura Remedies. I used them for eczema. The doctor said it was the worst case he ever saw. It was on both limbs, from the knees to the ankles. We tried everything the doctors knew of, but the Cuticura Remedies did the most good. I was obliged to lie with my limbs higher than my head, for th fain was so- terrible I could not wall, suffered untold agonies. 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Cheadle with a scream sprang overboard and was drowned. -The passengers, Miss Tlllie Noble, a' school teacher; John plbbs and Tom Glbbs, threw part of a cargo of planks the launch carried Into the water, then Jumped into the bay and supported themselves with planks until rescued by a boat from the City of Shelton. Cheadle's mother, from the wharf, saw the fire and collapsed when he rescuers came, back without her son. KILLED WHILE BLASTING. Robert Dunsmore, Pioneer of The Dalles, Meets Tragic Death. " THE DALLES. Or., Dec. a. (Special.) Robert Dunsmore was killed by a pre mature blast near Mosier this forenoon. Mr., Dunsmore was working alone blast ing on a county road four miles from the town of Mosier. His mangled body was found by his son, who was on the way to town about 10 o'clock. Apparently death had occurred less than an hour previous. It was Impossible to tell how the accident occurred, but the supposition Is that the powder exploded while he was preparing to place it 'in a hole he had drilled. Mr. Dunsmore was about 50 years of. age, and was an old and highly re spected citizen of Mosier precinct. He leaves a wife and five children. Twelve years ago his oldest son, William, was killed by falling from a tree. HOQUIAM GIVES FRANCHISE Grants Right of Way for Electric Road From Sound. HOQUIAM. Wash.. Dec. 21. (Special) At a meeting of the City Council tonight the franchise granting the Gray's Harbor & Puget Sound Railway Company a right of -way through the city from the east city limits to water way No. 3. a dis tance of one and a half mile, was passed. The ordinance took up several hours In its passage, the entire franchise being altered to protect the city and still re main fair to the company. Mr. Bridges said: "Although this com pany has asked for three years' time, we expect to have cars running into this city in 18 months." A banquet was given the Biembers of the Aberdeen Council after the session, the Hoqulam city dads being the hosts. COMPROMISE NOW PROBABLE Idaho Irrigation Companies Likely to Settle Conflicting Claims. BOTSE. Idaho, Dec. 21. (Special.) It is thought probable that a compromise- will be reached between the Twin Falls Irri gation Company and the Idaho Irriga tion Company in the dispute over 60.000 acres of land In Lincoln County sought by each for reclamation undor the Carey Act, If such a compromise Is ar ranged It will mean that a small tract will be cut off , the west end of the solid tract sought by the Twin Falls Com pany in the midst of which Is the land In dispute, and land farther west toward Bliss taken to fill out the amount needed by the company. It is felt by state officials that it would be unfortunate to have either pro ject crippled. The Twin Fails water could not reach land that would go to the other company under euch a compromise, while the water of the latter Is needed to irrigate that land. The proposed plan would make a total of nearly 100.000 acres actually reclaimed over what might be reclaimed under different arrangements. YAKIMA AND NACHES RISE Both Streams Bank Full and Danger .Imminent. NORTH TAKIMA. Wash., Dec. 21 (Special.) The Yakima and Nacb.es Rivera began to rise this morning and to night they are running bank full. The "MR ON THE DIVORCE QUE ST I ON The Sunday Oregonian GREATEST NEWSPAPER WEST OF CHICAGO ILLUSTRATED IN COLORS BY THE BEST ARTISTS . I DUSVE (DOOUEY). SURPRISE FOR . SANTA CLAUS Full-page picture in colors which tells its own story. Its Christmas spirit is not dimmed by the fact that it is a Portland illustration. Every" parent will appre--ciate it. ' HAM BURR'S CHRISTMAS TREE Illustrated in colors. In telling the story Mr. Townsend gets away from the Christmas holiday season in the city and takes his readers back to the farm. . THE ROAD TO BETHLEHEM Poem by" Robert Gilbert Welsh; with illustrations, rich in the re ligious spirit of Christendom's great holiday. A CHRISTMAS WINDFALL A Portland story by Louise Lexington, who writes in her sympathetic vein of the womanliness that dwells in the "heart of every natural girl. GAIN IN CIRCULATION OF LAST WEEK'S SUNDAY OREGONIAN WAS MORE TIJAN 1500 snow, which several feet deep on the hills. Is melting rapidly and a repetition of the flood of November ia looked for. So far no damage has been reported. Block Hill Road's Move. NORTH TAKIMA. Wash., Dec. 21. (Special.) The County Commissioners to day rejected the application of the North ern Pacific to exchange its roadbed through Union Gap for the present coun ty roadway that parallels its tracks through the trap. The object of the appli cation was to permit the Northern Pacific to rebuild its roadbed closer to the hill side and put the county road nearer to the river. This. would make the county road entirely on. the eastern side Tif the Northern Pacific, whereas at present it crosses it three times in ftoing to the reservation and the Parker bridge in the gap. The Commissioners believed the object of this move on the part of the Northern Pacific waa to keep the North Coast out of the gap. Cable to Wrangell Open. SEATTLE. Dec. 21. TVrangell, on the Southeastern- coast of Alaska, was placed In telegraphic communication with the outside world for the first time today. Shore connections have been made by the United States cable -ship Burnside and the office is now open for business. Leav ing Wrangell the Burnside will proceed to Hadley and Ketchikan. The Burnside will remain at Wrangell several days waiting 'for coal, which will be shipped north tomorrow on the steamship Al-Kl. Law Saves State Money. OLTMPIA. Wash.. Dec. 21. (Special.) Governor Mead's pet measure, passed by the last Legislature, changing the method of transporting state charges to the sev eral Institutions is saving the state money.. Under the old system Sheriffs had charge of the transportation, aided by as many guards as they felt like em playing. Under the new law the whole matter Is under control of the Board of Coughs of Children Especially night coughs. Na ture needs a little help to quiet the Irritation, control the in flammation, check the progress of the disease. Our advice is give the children Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Ask your doctor if this is his advice also. He knows best. Do as he says. We publish Mia forwnlaa cf all oar preparations. J. C. Ayar Co., Lowall, Kaaa. . DOOLEY IN - No married man or woman, living in peace or otherwise, and no bachelor or spinster can read what the philosopher of Archey Road has to say on the subject of divorce without many laughs. t For his satire next Sunday George Ade retells the story of "William Tell, using it as a vehicle to lampoon the advertising methods of prizefighters and showing how the great American public stands for the big bunco game. Control. The Governor has made public a report on the workings of the new law made by a special committee. It shows decided savings. Logging Camps Shut Down. ASTORIA. Or.. Dec. 21. (Special.) Nearly all the large logging camps In the lower Columbia River district have closed down for the holidays and have paid oft their men, who are coming Into Astoria In large numbers. 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