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TnE NEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON
PnrtlanJt 53m Arj?
A. D. ORIPPIN. Manniar
"Oldoat Dank in tho Stste of Washington."
DEXTER, HORTON & CO.
CniltaH200,ooo p A TXJlrC7Da Surplus nnd undivided
Deposits 17,5.10,000 Dl(t.DKO proMs, $t25,MX
Account of Northwest Tactile Hunks solicited upon terms which will srnnt to thorn the
most liberal accommodations consistent with tholr balances nml responsibilities. Wm. SI.
Ladtl, I'rcsldont; N. II. I.atltnor, Manager; M. W. l'elcrson, Cashier. Seattle, Washington.
THE PIRST NATIONAL, BANK OP PORT TOWNSEND
Established 1882. Collections promptly made and remitted,
'Office 43 Second St., cor. Aih, Room I and f
Portland, Oregon.
Entered atth.pontofflc.at Portland, OraftM,
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THE BACK-YAUD PROBLEM.
Ono tmunlly thlnlto of clothOB posts
fiH necessary evils mul accepts their
iiKllncBfl as unredeemable. It wilt
surprise- many to learn that thoy may
10 mailo licntitlful and retain their
TiKOfnlncBR. I liavo ween a Bet of
clothes posts In u back yard entirely
covered with IlvltiB green a luxurl
nut Krowth of Virginia creeper.. On
the sldo of each ono was n Btnplo se
curely anchored In tho post and a
largo ring lnins from tho Htaplc.
Through tho ring tho lino wns passed
on washday. Tho rest of tho week
tho posts wero Btrlctly ornnmontal.
'Tht best permanent screen for un
sightly objects Is a group of ever
greens. A clump of lilacs coBts Icbb
nml begins to bo effective pooner.
Hide tlic gnrhago can In n mass of
shrubbery.
Homo bark ynrds nra too small for
outbuildings of any kind. In larger
fines somo Hort of nrbor call It a
iieruoln If you like Is delightful. It
makes a dry placo for children to
play when tho grnss Is dewy. It Is
Jimt tho thing for afternoon tea or
Hewing and Is less public than tho
front porch and for moro comfortnblo
than tho hot kitchen when shelling
peas or stemming strawberries. An
nrbor covered with vines at tho kitch
en door will bo greatly appreciated
by tho "help," especially on summer
evenings. '
Now for tho garden proper. In
most rases I should plant nil around
tho border and have tho center In
grass. In a yard only 2fi by CO a flow
fir border threo or four feot wldo Is
probably best. In a larger yard a
borderwlth gracefully undulating front
ntitlluu will ho suitable and moro
plenslng. Groups of shrubs may bo
plared In or near tho corners to break
tho monotony of tho straight line
Wllholm Miller.
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Newspapers are printing tho cus
tomary summer stories of crowds of
visitors from this country Hocking to
Kuropo and overrunning the hotels
mid public places. Tho treasury sta
tistics show that about 150,000 Ameri
cans go to Europe every yenr and tho
estimated expenditure of this army of
visitors Is $1,000, so that European
hotel owners, storekeepers, transpor
tation companies and other purveyors
to sightseers receive about $150,000,
OOO annually from tho overflowing
American pockctbook.
WHO IS THE HAPPY MANP
HIS Independent farmer, who lives with Na
ture, tills tho soil, cure fur his cattle, mid
has what mouoy ho can make, can have no
Idea of the difference between bis own life
and the llfo of every mnu who lives In tho
city and helps to carry on the world's Indus
trios. He does not rcnllzo that there nrc
very few men of all tho millions In tho cities who follow
their own will. When ho understands that ho will under
stand better bow tho dslre for Independence Is ono of
tho factors that draws men Hack to tho country. Inde
pendence Is ono of tho dreams of tho city man. Hut It Is
a dream with most men that never comes true. The con
ditions of llfo nro such that the dcmlrn to rest mul breatbo
closo to the fields and woods cannot bo realized. Tho
rich man Is often so enamored of bis money mid tho
prospect for more that ho waits Just a llttlo longer, until
death overtakes him still In pursuit of tho dollnr; the poor
mau cannot rIvo up bis work for a day, or If he Is In
slightly better circumstances he wants to be Just a little
mora sure ho Is making no mistake In giving up tho days
of being bossed for the era of doing as ho liken. Happy
tho man who can always live n Ufa of Independence, but
happy also tho man who while serving others can llvo In
Independence of mind and spirit and lead a slmplo and
useful life. That does not depend upon environment, and
It contemplates no control of others or by others. It Is
the domain Into which others cannot enter, and It Is ab
solute In Its possibilities for happiness wbatovcr the
stress of life whero business holds swuy. Most workers
must tako their happiness as they go along, without ox
pediitlon of yours of lelsuro or absoluto Independence.
It If their good fortuuo If they can iniiko It u happiness
which all tho world's a-sceklng. IwolI, Mass., Courier-Citizen.
with a rcnl message can say enough In ftO minutes to keep
his audience thinking for a whole week.
The day of the ponderous polished essay In the pulpit
Is over. It has gono with tho prosy, paddod, long-winded
editorial. This Is the day for the say-when sermons.
Dcs Moines News.
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THE BAY-WHEN SERMON.
Ili:Ni:Vi:u you think 1 have preaclicd long
enough I want any of you to say so and I
wilt Immedlutuly iiuuounco tho last hymn. It
Is not ulways possible for a preacher to tell
Just when bo should saw off, and I for one
would bo grateful for suggestions. You will
not offend mo by calling time. Say when and
Ko said tho Itev. Charles Clarkson of Dotrolt
I'll stop."
to his congregation.
Ho Is u wlso parson who knows w.en to milt. This
preacher evidently wants to pnuich the gospel so that It
will stick In his pcoplo's minds. He can't do much to tired
minds. Therefore bo must gauge his sermons to suit.
Tho tendency of all public peech Is toward condensa
tion. Tho IMwnrd Everett style of oration belongs to
tho stago coach era. This Is an electric ngo demanding
electric speech. Hrevlty Is tho soul of eloquence nowa
days. Tho direct, nervous utterance Is the speech of the
busy day. And Ilobcrt 11. Ingersoll, If ho may be men
tioned In this connection, did as much as any public
speaker to fix tho condensed style, the short, simple words
of modern oratory.
The same tendency Is seen In the Inter newspaper edi
torials. It was a great shock to the literary folk when
Arthur Ilrlsbnnu began to write editorials on common
every day things and cut but all tho long words. Hut
that stole of editorials bus won out.
If the pulpit Is to keep In touch with the times It must
adapt Itself. The modern nudlenco Is quick to catch on.
Tho preacher need' not spend iiiimvpsinry words to tell
the old story of lovo and sacrluYe. And only tho spenker
of unusual charm Is able to bold an audleuco longer than
8fi or 40 minutes.
Hefore nil else the future mau of the pulpit must stay
by tho gospel themesthe themes that touch men's hearts
and hopes. He must hnvo something vital to say. And
bo must say It without unnecessary rhetoric. Thn mau
MOST MABP.IAGES AP.E HAPPY.
WIFT'8 saying that the rcuson why so few
murrlugcs are happy Is tliut "young ladles
spojul their time In making nets, not in mak
ing cages," Is doubly outrageous. In tho first
placo It Is an outrageous begging of tho ques
tion. The testimony of less cynical observers
lu our day and country Is that most marriages
tiro entitled to bo called happy. In tho second placo It
outrageously puts the whole blnino for unhappy mar
riages on tho female partner, contrary alike to probability
and to fact Hut at rcast as many of tho marrlagos are
failures In which men "chooso" their wives, or think they
do, as In cases lu which men becomo the prey of their
own Imaginations. And there Is this to be said from the
point of vlow of reasons In favor of murrlugcs with which
reason has nothing to do. In tho first months of married
llfo tlicro aro necessarily very many differences to bo
adjusted nnd small Incompatibilities of ways of thinking
and feeling to bo reconciled. That, as nil experienced
spouses know, Is tho trying period. Mnrrlngo Is like life
In thut It Is a school wherein who so does not learn must
suffer. Now, to diminish tho friction of this trying time
no better lubricant could Misslbly bo provided than tho ro
mantic love, which cannot be expected to last forever, but
which may very probably outlast this greatest necessity for
It of tho early connubial period. When the glamour of tho
romanco "fades Into tho light of common day," and a real
mau and a real womnn takes the place of tho creatures of
each other's fancy, and passion cools Into at best tho
teuderest of friendships, both parties are better off, nnd
will acknowledge themselves to be better off because tho
romance has been. "In erring reason's splto" till man
kind will continue to love a lover, and Justly fco. New
York Times.
PERILS LURK IN THE OLOTnES BRUSH.
IIK brushing of dusty clothes In the living
rooms of the household Is opimsed to cleanly
sentiment, apart altogether from tho evil to
health which, as the bacteriology of dust dis
tinctly Indicates, might oaslly bo cuused by
tho proccHS. The Imagination does not re
quire to ho stretched very far to rcnllzo thnt
the clothes brush might be easily responsible for tho dis
semination of dlsenite. Dust Is rarely, If ever, free from
micro-organisms and among them pnthngenlo entitles have
been recognized. Hunt Is, In fact, un enemy of tho hu
man rnce, n vehicle of dlsense, nnd should everywhere
ami on every occasion, however trifling, bo prevented ns
far ns menus ran U employed to thnt end.
Tho clothes brush Is a vigorous dust producing agent,
nnd slnco Its uppllcntlon Is Indlspensnbln It should bo
used In n mnuner ns fnr ns itosslhlo consistent with hy
gienic requirements. Clothes, of course, must be brush
ed, Just ns enrpcts must bo bentenbut both processes ere
ato a nuisance which Is different not lu kind, but only in
degree. JuM, therefore, ns there nre grounds reserved for
tho bentlng of carpets remote, ns they siould be, from
human habitation, so nlso ought there to bo In n house
hold conducted on hygienic lines a special room relegated
to tho brushing of clothes. The bnmhlng of clothes Is, In
fact, a clumsy nnd an unsanitary procedure, which might
with ndvnntnge be superseded by some more effectunl awl
less offensive method. The uso of some kind of vacuum
brush for the purpose would, sanitarily speaking, Ik
Ideal. Iindon Lnncet.
Geranium, at ono time tho most
blood-thirsty among Apacho Indians,
tho other day preached a short scr-
man to about a hundred members of ,r,l,w' n,ul ,,w mmtt ,r,,lw-
I KINO FREDERIK AT HOME. J
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The new King of Denmurk, Prcderlk
VIII., begins his reign rich lu the love
mul respect of his people Ho Is us
democratic a sovereign us even Don
marl: could desire, and Is possessed of
thnt Inst llelng of public men u
wonderful memory for faces. When
Jacob lills wns In Denmark In 1U04,
says a writer In tho Outlook, he was
Invited with his wtfo to dine nt Char
lotteulund with Frcdcrlk, then crown
hla trlbo nt tho Fort Sill military res
orvntlou lu Oklahoma. Tho old chief
eeemed much affected while speaking.
Ho stood on a treo stump amid a clus
ter of olina on tho Mediclno river. At
tho closo of tho services ho offered a
prayer for President Roosevelt,
A prophet who predicted tho Mount
Pelco disaster, tho eruption of Vcbu
yIub and tho Sun Francisco earth
quake says Now York will bo de
ployed within two years. This Isn't
likely, however, to worry Wall street
half as much us tho scarcity of lambs,
which, according to recent reports, Is
becoming moro evident day by day.
A Michigan court has decided that
wives aro entitled to only one-half of
their husband's Income. This will
brighten mere man up n bit. It bents
getting only street car faro.
Tho mayor of Hnyontie, N. J., has
received a petition to establish n
squad of uniformed women police Oh,
Juno! your helmet Is on crooked.
A Now Haven school has as n nrnd
unto this year a Negro woman 73
I Just borrowed n top hat It was
tl reo sites too small, and I wus glad
to carry It in my hand In tho preseiice
of royalty says Mr. Itlls, and the rest
wns easy. Wo ilroto out with the
American minister and his wife, who
were also Invited.
Charlotteuluud lies In tho forest Just
outside Coieuhageu, on the beautiful
shore rend. We hardly know we were
half-way there when wo wheeled Into
the palace grounds, and the door of
tho carriage was yanked open by lack
eys who swarmed to help the Indies,
lu wo went, nnd almost before we
could draw breath a door was thrown
open, our names wero announced, and
the crown princes came forward with
outstretched hand.
"It was very good of you to come out
to us," she said.
Our entrance had been so sudden, due
to tho hustle to make way for the
princes following closo uikiii us, and
lu thought and speech we had boon m
jf.tr uwoy during tho ride, that the
unman greeting icrt me ror tue moment
dumb, groping my way four thousand
mlled ncross tho sea. Slowly and la
boriously, as It seemed to me, I found
the tongue of my childhood again, but
wkward beyond belief. This Is what
It said;
"How very respectable of you to nsk
us J"
Tho crown princess looked at mo a
moment, uncertain what to think, then
caught tho expression on my wife's
face, and laughed outright. At that tho
.! aa rftft.ft. lilt .. li..i ak1 Alt. .wi ....
years old, who Is Just receiving her - " hu.ghTtotuX'S
diploma. ,uext moment tho room was tilled with
their children, and wo wore Introduced
aM round. It was all quite as neigh
borly and Informal ns If It had been
at home.
My wife wns taken In to dinner by
a prince, a sliy, boyish young fellow,
whose great ambition, ho contldcd to
her, was to llvo lu n New York sky
cr.ipor, and shoot up and don u In the
elovator.
They say that Frederlk never forgets
anything. I had proof of this when we
next met, lu Itlbe, my old town on the
North Sea, where ho had come with tho
royal household to open the Doniklrke,
rt stored after tho wear and decay of
nine centuries. I was coming out of
our hotel nt 7 lu tho morning, and In
the square ran plumb Into n gentleman
lu a military cloak, who had a young
man for company, and a girl of 15 or
1(1.
"flood morning, Mr. Itlls!" said he,
'I !ii1ki you are well, and your wife.
slnco Inst wo met."
It surely must bo thnt I nm getting
eld nnd foolish. Tho voire 1 knew;
there are few as pleasing. Hut tho
man I stood and looked at him. A
Mnllr crept over his features nnd broad
oned theie. All at once I knew him.
"Hut, good gracious, your royal high
ncss." I said, "who would expect to
liid you hero before any one Is up and
stirring? You are really yourself to
nluiiie."
He laughed. "Wo are early risers,
i-iy children and I," he said. "We havo
In vn out since (1 o'clock."
WHO HAS THE MOST FUN?
A lluitrh of llrltfht One thttt Ought
In Kujuy Life If Auyouc Uui-i,
Who among us has the most fuu
nowadays? Ono can only gueos, but
guessing on such u question U some
fun In Itself. We gueM Uncle Mark
Twain has a fair amount of dally sport
Ho Is a very kind mau, mul HikU many
opittrtunltles nowadays to do public
serviced of u benevolent sort to great
advantage. Tho patters, ns wo write,
say ho Is going to preside nt a meeting
for tho benetlt of the blind. Ho doea
such things often, and make very
good speeches on such occasions nnd ou
nil occasions when ho speaks at all.
To exerclso tho gift of discourse to
edification Is a high pleasure. Hark
does It vocally und by word of pen.
Ills command of good, nnd also of bad,
language Is tluent, comprehensive and
exact. Ho practices an art of which
he Is a master, and he Indulges the Im
pulses of n lenovolent spirit. Of course
he has a good time. And, of course,
President Itoosovelt has a lot of fuu.
Action nnd reaction Is the rule of phy
sios, but it Is not the rule of him. He
has tho exhilaration of perpetual ac
tion without any considerable reactions
that anyone ever hoars of.
Thomas Edition must havo fun, too.
The processes of Inventive thought must
be exceedingly Interesting, especially
when they pan out as well ns Mr. Edi
son's processes do. Ho hns the pleas
ure of the Imagination added to the
Joys that come from searching after
truth and getting clumps ou It. He
mnke-s money, too. but that to him Is
nn Incident nnd a troublesome but uec
ertsary digression from tho pursuit of
happiness. Luther Hurlmnk, the plant
wlznrd, must havo n vast deal of fuu
of n sort not unlike Edison's. Hurbnnk
began work In a plow factory, nnd kept
his wonderful mind on the Improvement
of machinery Jut long enough to make
somo money with which to undertake
tho remodeling of tho vegetable world.
Then he Invented a new potato, and
made a little more money nnd moved to
California, where he opened a plant fac
tory. Anyone who does not know of
tho marvels he has done slmuld read up
alMiut him. There U Joy, of course, In
creation, else things wouldn't have
been created. Hurbnnk nnut havo tast
ed that Joy l abundant measure.
Hand's Weekly.
Holler Mit Into Couurr Colua.
While taking Btock of tho old ma
chinery nt the Culcutta mint the engl
neera found that a boiler, which must
hnvo been put down In the first half of
the nineteenth century, was of the
purest copper. Its value wus enormous
ly greater than when It was manufac
tured, because the great consumption
of copper In electrical uuuhluea has
raised the price of the metal. The
boiler was melted down and converted
Into copper coins.
Every bald man would bo w'lllng to
wear a wig If be thought ho could do
U without detection.
THOMAS WITHYCOMBE
Real Estate and Fire Insurance
Choice Farm Lands, Stock Ranches, Small Tracts and City Property for
Sale; Also Breeder of Registered A. J. C. C. Jersey Cattle and Regis
tered Poland China Hogt. Phone Main 2275
Room 8, Hamilton Block
PORTLAND, OREGON
SWIFT 5c COMPANY So. Omaha, Nebraska
PREMIUM HAMS, BACON
And All Fresh Cuts for Hotels
MAIL ORDERS PROMPT ATTENTION
THE BITULITMIC PAVEMENT
BEST BY EVERY TEST
For Streets. Driveways and Crosswalks.
WARREN CONSTRUCTION COMPANY
716 Oregonian Building, Portland, Oregon
O. C. IICINTZ, Mnnoscr.
Phone Cost 57
PACIEIC IRON WORKS.
STRUCTURAL, STEEL, A1ND IROIV
Steel Bridges, Upset Rods and Bolts,? Cast lron
Colums and all Architectural Iron. Sidewalk Doors
and Lights. All Kinds of Castings.
EAST END BURNSIDE STREET BRIDGE, PORTLAND, OR
HENRY WEINHARD'S BREWERY
Manufacturers and Bottlers of the
Well Known Brands of Lager Beer
" EXPORT "
"KAISERBLUME"
"COLUMBIA"
IN KEGS AND BOTTLES
Trade and Families Supplied
Brewery and Office BURNSIDE & 1 3th STS.
Albers Bros. Milling Co.
CEREAL MILLERS
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