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THE NKW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON.
The lentlicr trust Is n tough proposl
Hou. Considering tlio Inst imrt of Its name,
the clirysnntliutmini Is very loud.
Ono (llffereiico between n elpctlon
and u prize light Is that nu election Is
never declared a tlrnw.
Taking that kind of n vole In n cam
palgn Is something on the order of suck
ing comfort through a straw.
Speed has frequently marked mar
riages, but that Chicago man's two
forty record shows how he went the
If the tallow trust does not slip up
on Its own product, then Hhnkspcaro
was right and there's nothing In n
A man who was HO years old commit
ted suicide the other day. It seems
Impossible for some people to live long
enough to Ion rii to be patient.
The more the Czar looks at the Dar
danelles at this stage of the game the
more he Is Inclined to think that every
family ought to have some of them.
Tho celerity with which Admiral
Dowcy got his house furnished and
moved Into Is thoroughly characteristic
of the man iu his country knows htm.
llalduess, In the Judgment of an em
inent physician, Is a proof of Intellect.
The presumption Is that the pressure of
the Intellect forces the head up through
An organization called the Loving
Gup Club has been formed. It would
tie possible to make up a pretty large
social club of the distinguished men
upon whom mugs of this sort have
The suddenness mid completeness
with which Capt. Dreyfus has dropped
out of sight demonstrates that fame
Is usually evausceut. The permanent
variety can be achieved only by the
man who wins a glove light or has a
G-cciit cigar named after him.
Prof. Lauclatia, of Itome, says the
skyscraper was not Invented In Chi
cnuo. He claims that there were
twelve-story buildings In the Kterunl
City during the reign of Augustus.
What a weary lot the old Unmans who
lived on the top tloors must have been
or did they have elevators, too?
In Chicago some thlves, who were
provided with u derrick and a four
horse truck, succeeded In gettLig away
with a steam boiler. Some Interesting
Individuals tiled to carry off a wood
and Iron staircase from one of New
York's hotels. Kuterprlse and nerve
an always Interesting, no mutter how
Immoral they may be In their applica
tion. There Is considerable mwyimiii con
ccnlcil In the assertion that Cornelius
Vnnderbllt was "cut off with a beggar
ly million and a half dollars." More
than this could be of no advantage to
lilin; much less would enable him to
keep the wolf from the door. Those
who sympathize with the young man
iv sorry victims of morbid sentimen
tality. Henry Clews believes that civilization
Is largely a mutter of beef steak, potu
toes ami wheat ami corn bread. These
with the hath tub, ho belluves, are more
potent than missionaries. Degeneracy
Is a blood disease and good fooil ami
imitation teach the blood. The Chi
nese. In Mr. CIowh' view, are weak In
Intellect because they live tin lice. (5lo
the orientals tho stimulus of western
ments and cereals and they will come
up to tho Htaudaid of our civilization.
Mr. Clews does not hint at enlightened
felllshness In his p'an of redemption,
tint it may be added that we have the
meat and bread for sale.
The divorce ag tatlou that pervades
the country, of which ministers of ev
ery denomination mo speaking and
church conferences are pasnlug resolu
tions, Is not to eloM the doors so as to
render escape from unhappy marriage
Impossible. Neither Is It Intended to
throw the doors wide open and to al
low all to pat-s through without ques
tion. It Is not all foi the Interest of
women, as many have Mipposed. It Is
for men, women, home and society that
the people aie discussing with" great
nuuoMiio s, mo vlewleg In all Its as
pects and revolving In their minds tho
great question. In twenty years there
were H'JI.Tltt divorces granted, of which
iM'J.lTd were given to women. Indica
ting that men are guilty of violating
the marriage bond more frequently
than women, an assumption that few
would eaie to dispute or are prepared
When science uses technical speech
the uninitiated listen respectfully, but
tiro conscious of an lu-hlug void In their
apprehension. An every day compari
son, however, brings fact and specula
tion within icacli of the average man.
Fossil remains described In plain Kug
lluh can be seen with the mind's eye.
A dinosaur, for example, could be pic
tured In scleutille terms and but little
moie than a vague sense of vastuo.sa
would be tlio unlearned hearer's por
tion. Hut when a scientist says of a
monster discovered by him, that a
round steak taken from the ham of the
animal would have been at least twelvo
lYct In diameter, or more than thirty
flv taut Iu circumference, the ordluury
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ment-entlrifr Indlvldunl linn n (lellntti
mid HUj.'KeHtlve fiict ready for use.
Kpeeiilnt on as to the number of waltei
and the size of the tip, in case proli'a
torlc man had ordereJ such n aleak, Is
InevlUiblc If not Important.
Tho old legal question of the liability
of Insurance companies where the pol
icyholder commits suicide has been
ruled upon anew by the Federal Court
of Appeals at Ht. Louis In the nlllrma
tlve. Tlio decision lakes new ground.
It doen not nssume that the man whe
kills himself Is necessarily Insane. It
declnres that the cninpnny Is bound tc
pay unless It can bo shown that the de
cedent took out his policy with the In
tentlon of committing suicide a fact
which It would be prnctlcally Impossi
ble to prove. The ruling seems to beat
heavily against the companies, but It
Is more In appearance than in reality.
Few men will commit suicide because
of the knowledge that their heirs will
get their Insurance money. On the
other hand, men will be Induced to In
sure by the knowledge that there will
be no quibbling and wrangling should
they die under circumstances whlcb
might favor the suicide theory. TIk
decision thus favors both sides and It
In accord with public policy. Life In
surance Is one of the blessings of civil
ization. It Is only necessary that the
man who pays premiums year aftei
year shall have every assurance that
his dependents will receive the amount
of his policy without having to light foi
It in the courts.
Whether most people wish well tc
their fellows Is a question of locality
The world over, probably more people
wish each other 111 than good. The sav
age Is cruel and Hellish. The half-civ-lllzed
races aro vain and covetous
Knvy and Jealousy have still a mlghtj
show Iu the politest circles. Yet one
cannot help believing that In prosper
ous, educated communities of our land
tho vast majority of the people aro well
wishers as they meet and greet theli
neighbors. A decidedly major part ol
such a neighborhood are really pained
when misfortune overtakes one of theli
number. The sincerity of the regret It
not to be doubted as they lament one'!
overthrow, or talk In pitying words ol
sickness or bereavement. Tho struggle
of life Is so much the same thing In ev
ery ambitious household, the kuowledg
of what must undoubtedly be the InshK
facts of each home Is so perfect tlinnlu
to our democratic Institutions that the
sympathy of the average American U
real and worth something. The ilnj
may be far off yet when we shnll do n
we would be done by; but we aro get
ting to think of others ns we would be
thought of. The world Is not nearly sc
"cold" as It was when poets Invented
the phrase. Iu trade, do we not prefet
to see each other get on? Whatevei
may be hii 11 of harsh methods, Is there
not a measureless amount of amiable
and chlvalrlc good will among mer
chants? The keen contentions of mod
ern business and professional life wc'
do not believe are so desolating thnt we
aro lapsing Into heathenism. The re
venges of the age of tho knights are
rarely pursued, except among politi
cians. The frank, bustling huslucsf
man is disposed to forget and waste nc
time on "getting even." Injury for the
sake of Injury Is rare In a connnercln'
age. Iu fact, a commercial people take
little stock Iu purely sentimental sins
Tho millionaire who built his own for
tune Is rarely vain. He carries n light
baggage train of likes and dislikes, foi
they do not pay.
KHtcrtulnrtl by n lien.
Tho ways of a hen are often original
and sometimes mlrth-provoklug, ami a
Plymouth itock did novel and amusing
things to the Joy of a ear-load of pas
oiigors, on a recent tilp fiom Hraddock
to Pittsburgh. Tho Pittsburgh Com
mercial (lazette tells the story.
Carrying u hen proudly a man who
was evidently a foreigner got on the
trolley-car at Hraddock. He was
drowsy and not quite sober, and he
crossed his legs, set the lieu on his lap
and went to sleep.
Four miles out of Hraddock the hen
suddenly woke from Its own reverie,
and cackled. Its owner opened his eyes
mid found himself and his hen objects
of Interest. He was annoyed; but the
passengers had more or less excuse for
staling; they had discovered a fresh
egg testing snugly on the man's lap.
No one could speak tho man's
language, but every one was bound
that he should know what had happen
ed. Twenty Index tlugeis pointed to
the hen, and forty eyes were turned in
the same direction. Finally the stran
ger lifted the hen tenderly, and tho se
cret was revealed.
Then he was wide awake. With his
left baud he held the egg aloft, that all
might see; with his right hand ho af
fectionately stroked the hen. Hvery
body smiled. All at once It seemed ta
occur to him that refreshments were
In order. He grinned at his fellow
passengers, tapped the shell on the seat
to open a way to tho Interior, and
swallowed tho egg.
I'ncle V.ek'el Wotson was accustomed
to seeing good-sized squtucs of cup
cake or gingerbread on the supper
table, and when he had his tlrst pinto
of leo-crenin In a city restaurant ho
looked with some disfavor upon tho
macaroons and small sponge-drops
which accoinpa tiled It.
"How do you llko It?" asked his niece,
who was doing the honors of tho city
for her uncle.
"The Icecrcnin Is tlrst-rnte," and
Undo '.ek'el. "I call It extry good;
but when j ou come to these things," ho
added, llffng one of the sponge "lady
tlugeis" and surveying It doubtfully.
"I presume to say they're nil right
enough what there Is of em, but thero
isn't enough of 'em Just uotulug but
Kayo uud b allow!"
Make Your Deposits With the
Capital, ro.WK).; Responsibility, fioo.coo.
lioanl of directors: Gen. Tlini. M. Anderson,
W. 1.. Boise, 8. M. Ilenril, Mem. C. It. Mnrtla,
Henry Clulii. Inieret paid on time depoMl.".
SAVINGS IEPAKTMENT-DcpoMts recehed
In Minis ot One Pollnr nnl upwards. Interest
credited sciiil.niiiiiinllv.8. M. Beard, President;
(ton. Thus. M. Anderson, Vitc-I'resldonti A.
I1U3T NATIONAL HANK
OF VANCOUVER, WASH.
Charles Brown, preMdcnt. I.. M. Hidden, vice
president, K. I.. Cunby, cushlcr.
DRY GOODS, FURNISHINO G00D9, HATS.
Ono Frlco to All.
"I HIM, A A. WATSON -
V arlety Store. Household goods, shoes and
blankets. . ,
, ladles' n""
Pino stationery, notions, Jewelry
cents' imilnliltiir l-nmU.
Dry and Fancy Goods, Notions, Millinery.
Cloaks, Capes and Wrappers.
Kid Gloves Fitted to the hand. All mall or.
dcrs given prompt Attention.
Cor. Main and Fifth Sts.
' ' i i
rjEORQE II. ECKARD
IMPERIAL 1IOTTMNQ FACTORY
and dealer In
Flno Wines, Liquors, Vnnconvcr Bottled Beer,
l'uru Ice, Cigars, Tobaccos, Pipes, etc.
Ansnt for Wanamakcr A Ilrown's World
Famous Clothing. Repairing, cleaning nil
dyclug a specialty.
Fourth Street, next ta Comer of "II,"
Fresh and Cured Meats, Poultry, etc.
Tho choicest of cold storage and all govern
went inspected incuts. Govcrummtcouiractor
T II. JAGGY
Successor to Jaggy A Co,
Dry Goods, Millinery and Fancy Goods. No
tions, Capes and Jackets, Chlldriu's Clothing.
Ladles' and Cents' Furnishings. Agent for
Hum rick Patterns.
Fohns' Week, Main Sttcet, llct. Tilth and Sixth.
Dry Goods, Groceries, Hoots and Shoes, Cloth
lug, llurdunic, Tinware, Crockery.
Houto furnishings at lowtst pnets.
. - . . WASH.
plTY I1AKERY AND CONFECTIONERY
AUGUST Sl'ECHT, Proprietor.
Homo Made Dread, Cakes, Pies, r-Aitry, Crack
ers, etc. Caudles and Nuts.
Cor. Eighth and West II Sti.
PETROS A CO., Props.
Rest Meals In the City. Good Rooms, Pleas
antly located. Meals at all hour, Whlto
cooks only employed.
Good bar In connection, lllcycllsts are di
rected to ride Ktralght up the street to Sixth
Iter leaving tho ferry boat.
VANCOUVER FEED AND LIVERY STARLK
A. F. 1IKNNKTT, Prop.
Rigs for Fishing, Hunting and Other Purposes.
Stables, Corner Fifth and West II Sts.
Telephone No. 32. VANCOUVER, WASH.
Thos. W. Padden, Proprietor.
Dealear in High-grade Liquors and Cigars.
Jealer In Groceries, Flour, Provisions and Feed.
Hardware and Groceries, ( all and tec us.
p K. MTHERSON A CO.
J, "sl.KKPl.KS3 MACK"
FURNITURE AVD .SECOND-HAND GOODS.
Importer and Dealer In Choicest Wines. Liquors
and Clgais. California, Wines and Hriutie. a
specialty. Cor. 7th and West II, Vancouver,
CIGARS, T011ACC0S, CANDIES AND FRUITS.
1 THE ONLY SALOON
Choice Wines, Liquors ud Cigars,
W. ANDERSON'S LUNCH COUNTER
Cor. Fifth and Main Sts., .... Vancouver
,AOR A GOOD SMOKE
GO TO JOSEPH CARTER,
Wtio keepj all the leading brands of Clears and
aud Tobacco. Utile ol W. L Telegraph Co,
mllK CITY MARKET.
C. A. liluroo , proprietor.
V M. HOFSTEATKR
Portrait and Undtcape Photographer.
Main Street, Hetween Filth and Sixth, Van
T II. liREWSTKR
Staple nd Ftncy Groceries, ProTlilons, Flour,
Hay and Feed, Duller aud Eggs.
Manufacturer 'tnd Dealers in
Rough aud Dretted Lumber and Slab Wood,
VaueoiiM-r, Wash. .
The Leading Boot aud She Ptricr.
VANCOUVER ..... WASH,
EW EUREKA MARKET
ALDRIGHT A MARSH, Proprietors.
FRESH AND CURED MEATS.
Lessee ol City Light Plant.
A full line of electric supplies nhvay on hand.
Lighting at lowest possible intcs.
J. R. HARVEY.
Hoom 3, Wlntler Illock, cor. Main and 5th Sts.
Popular Clothier, Hatter, Furnisher and
Mereiiiuit Tailor. VANCOUVER. WASH.
Paints, Oils, etc., Vancouver, W nsli
ARMY AND NAVY-CHOICE WINES. LIQ
iters and Cigar. Vancouver Star llrcwcry
Micron Draught. Private Parlura for Ladles.
John N. Klein, Proprietor, tor. Seventh and
Reserve Sts,, Vancouver, Wash.
HENRY C. DROSTE-FINE WINES, LIQ
uors and cigars. The celebrated Gam
brlnus beer kept ttiwh on lap. Glvous a call.
At Iloat Landing, Vancouver, Wash.
TAR RREWERY CO.
Drew ers mid Routers of the Famous
HOP GOLD DEER
rpIIE SOLDIERS' STORE
W. M. Allen, Main St., near Sixth.
CIGARS, TOIIACTO, CANDIES, NUT8
T W. SPARKS
EttnhlMtori 1TI. AhMracts aud Loans. Rest
equipped iittlee In llu Mate. Every dcid
platted. Duplicate tpevrlttcu copies of ail
reconl iiiMire ptcmpi aud accurate abstracts.
Mortgage loans a specially.
J, C. Huston. J. W. Aldrlch.
UCIA MILLS COMPANY
Rough and Droicd Lumber, Lath, Wood, Etc.
J. F. HOLMS..
Only flrst-clars lee Cream Parlor In the
city. 1 he leading dealer In
Gioors. Giaareltes. Gliolee Conlectlonery
Soda Fountain, Fruit Juice Flavors.
News Agent; Troy Laundry Agent.
Main Street, Opposite First National Bank,
F. J. LACKAFF,
Wines, Liquors s Cigars
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
Fole ncent for Blatz'e Dandelion nd
Good-i Delivered Free to All Tarts ol
J. C. Wyatt, Druggist
(Successor to D. Wall.)
Perfumery, Pones and Toilet Articles.
A full line of Patent Medicines, Hand
npes, Trueei', etc., ulwnys on hand.
Your piitroungo solicited.
FOURTH AND MAIN STREETS
Portlands Vancouver Ry.
MERCHANTS' EXPRESS 00.
FREE DELIVERY to all business homes in
Vaueouwr aud to principal butlne-i houses lu
Portland. The coin pan) ' it agout couneel Ith
each express ear.
Express cur leaves Portland from Front and
nurustde streets 6:40 and 9 40 a, in., aud I'.'i'X
tint 3. J p. m. Leaves Vancouver b and 10 a. m.
and l.'.W aud 4:i0 p. m., dally except Sunday,
Cor. Third and Washington. Tel, 17S
With Northern Pacirlc Express Co.
DRUGS AND MEDICINE?. PER.
FUMERY AND 10ILET ARTICLES.
fietcripllons Carefully Compounded.
CHRIST RLOCK. VANCOUVER, WASH.
Oeneral Iurar.ce Agent, Fire and Marine.
Pcotllsh Union A National Ins. Co., Edlnburf
and London; Western i-. aud M. Assurance Co.,
Torouto.Can. tU)i Third St., Columbia lildf.
MR. SPARKS-DEALER IN SHELF AND
. Hcnvy Hardnaru. Table and I'ockct lilt
lery, Stoves, Tlmwuo, Orunitcwaro. Fishing
v.i.'l-Ii. (inn nini A tiimti tit t loii. Pruning 'tools.
1T1IHST NATIONAL RANK, THE DALLES, OR.
J, S. Schcuk, l'res.; 11. M. Real, Cashla..
A general banking business transacted. De
posits received, subject to sight draft or check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly re
mltted on day of eolleit on. Sight mid tele
graphic exchange sold on New York, San Frun
Cisco and Portland.
RENCH &. CO., BANKERS
THE DALLES, OR.
D. M. French. J. W. French.
.1. C. HoHtettcr, Cashier.
HE CELEI1RATED COLUMRIA RREWERY
AUGUST BUCHLER, I'rop.
This wolMcnnwn bicwory Is now turning out
the best Recr nnd ForlcreaHt ol the Cascades.
Tho latest appliances (or the manufacture of
good healthful Recr have been Introduced, and
only the flrst-clH.si urtlclc will bo placed on tho
EmI Second Street
THE DALLES, OR.
CyASCO WAREHOUSE COMPANY
W. LORD, Manager.
General Stornire, Forwarding nnd Commis
sion. Wool, l'olt, Hide and drain. F16ur,
Mill Feed, etc. Wool grading Bud baling for
Eastern shipments. Largest brick, storago
warehouse lu Eastern Oregon,
References -French A Co., Rankers; First
National Rank. THE DALLES, OR.
vyA'HS' MARULE AND GRANITE WORK8
F. 11. WATTS. Proprietor.
Marble. Granite and White Ilronzo Monu
ments. I'nue Woven Wire and Iron Fencing, for
cemetery and farm use. Solo agent for hlto
llronxe work for Eastern Oregon. Writes I'lro
lnsurancu in two of tho oldest American com
panies. THE DALLES, OR.
The Umatilla House
lin DALLES, OR.
SINNOTT & FISH, Proprietors.
,.,Jho American Plan Only
Rates, ft, fl.60 nnd t- per day.
All trains stop for pitsneitgers. O. R. it N.
ticket otllce. Western Union telegraph. Long
distance Hell telephone. Agents nnd ollleo for
all stage Hues. Accommodations llrsl-cla s.
Z. F. MOODY
THE DALLES, OR.
Oltlccs and Warehouses at
RAILROAD AND STEAMER DEPOTS.
Wool handling our specialty.
Grain bought and sold.
The Regulator Line.
The Da'le?, Portland & Astoria
Dally Line of Sttamen Between Portland,
Vancouver, Cascade Locks, Hood River
and all Points on the Washington side.
The steamers Dalles City and Rsgulator leave
Portland very mornlnf (eic.pt Sunday) at 7
and Tht Dalles att a. r arriving at dtstiua
tlon in ample time for outgoing trains.
Frtlght Rates Greatly Reductd.
W. C. ALLAWAY.Gtn. A(t.,
Foot n( Court Street, The Dalits, Or
C. G. THAYER, Agent, Portland, Or.
148 SIXTH STREET
Between Morrison and Aldor
-REST GRADES OF
...Wines, Liquors and Cigars,..
The Finest Straight 10-cent Saloon In tho
HE HOWE SCALE COM FAN Y
65 First Street, I'ortland, Or.
Scales and Trucks. Railroad Specialties.
Bicycle Store Ladders, Grocer's Fixtures, Let.
ter l'jeses, etc.
lACIFIC METAL WORKS
73-75 North Second Street, Tortland, Or.
Dealers in Metals, Rooting and Tin Flatet and
colder and Rabbit a Specialty.
ROWN & M'CARE, STEVEDORES
Ship' mill promptly delivered.
Cable address Unmn.
CUTCLIFFE RLIED-HAMER SUTCLIFFE,
o John Riled. Wall Paper aud Decorations,
Plain and Decorathe l'apr Hanging, HoiUd
Falnttng, Gratntug, KalomIulng. Shop aud
swore, o: Alder street, I'ortland, Or. 'rhout
LEADING BUSINESS FIRMS OF
ALSTON .ts CO.
Furniture, Carpels, Wall 1'npcr nnd Shades.'
Uiiduitaklltg Goods. '
LA GRANDE, OK.
Hardworo and Mining Suppllri, Stoves, Tlr
wute, Cutlery and Guns.
RAKER CITY, OREGON.
BAKER CITY IRON WORKS
GEO. 1 McLYNN, 1'ronrletor.
Rulldcrs of Stamp Mills, Ore Cars and Gen
eral Mining, Sawmill and Platting Mill Mn
chlnety, Atchltectuial Work, Ltc. Htuss and
Iron Founders ami Machinists, Special atten
tion given to repairing and rebuilding all kinds
Telephone Red IC1.
RAKER CtTY, OR.
mllE ST. LAWRENCE
FRED ERNST, Proprietor.
Only first.clnsj. European plan-
RAKER CITY, OREGON.
W WISDOM A: CO.
Druggists and Apothecaries.
Prescriptions carefully compounded. Toilet
Main Street, RAKER CITY, OR.
THE EXCHANGE SALOON
Solo Agont for "Old Ilarbeo," Woodford
County, Ky., Whiskey,
RAKER CITY, OREGON.
TyATERMAN &. SCHMITZ
Wholcsalo and Retail Dealers In
WINES, LIQUORS AND CI0AR3
BAKER CITY, OR.
One of tho finest places In tho
city for trawling men.
FINE WINES. LKJUORS AND C1QAR8
lit member tho place.
E. ACKF.ll.MAN, Proprlotor.
BAKER CITY, OR.
In tho ncotcst form. Pol
lulled and metallic ratlin.
A No. 1 In-uric. Good ser
W. S. NELSON, Funeral Director,
m C. TAYLOR
THE "HARDWARE MAN."
Hardware. Stoves, Tin nnd Copperwarc
Lime, Plaster, Cement, Coal, Iron aud
Steel and H)diuulIo Pipe.
721 Main Street.
mllE PIONEER DRUG STORE
ULA SUTE, rroprlotor.
Our stock I thoroughly un-io-dato. We carry
nothing hut strictly A1 goods t
115 Court Street.
E. J. MOORE,
BAKER CITY, ORGEON.
pine Whiskies and Cigars
Headquarters for Mining
and Commercial Men.-
BAKER CITY - OREGON
Cold Star Soap
IT IS THE BEST SOAP MADE
7K PAY GOOD WAGES
To Goo l People
For Good Work
6TAR LAUNDRY CO.,
K.- 'Xl Glnwm 8' , ueax Tblrt
regou 'Phone 77s.
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