t Clackamas County Record twice a Week. Published Every Monday and Thurs- THE RECORD PUBLISHING COMPANY, Subscription Per Year. ........ . .1.75 Advertising Rates on Application. The Socialistic party, to a certain extent, is made up of extremists. This class of citizens .Is necessary to a country's progress for Jthey stir it to thought and action. In suoh minds originate the theories that when ap plied in practice, advance civilisation and build up greatations. We do not believe, 'however, that the class of citizens, that now forms the Socialist Party in the United States woyld successfully conduct a government. They are lacking in conservatism and that degree of pru dence tha is necessarily associated with good statesmanship. These men suggest innumerable reforms the con- versative element weighs these pro posed reforms as they J are advanced and from the mass selects such ideas as will add to the practical advance ment of the Country. In this way the meritorious principles of new parties have always been absorbed by the older parties, and the newly born have been left without an issue to stand on. Socialism, within the United States has made rapid strides within the lost few years. It has advanced during a time of great prosperity. Reform moremonts have nearly always been successful only during times of bus iness depression. The Socialist party, contrary to this general rule, has in tlio recont contests in Eastern Cities for Mayer and city officers, cast in frequent instances double the vote it did in the election just preceding. A Michigan town of considerable im portance elected a Socialist Mayor. Slight investigation will load one to believe that the Socialist party in Clackamas County will cast fully duoble the vote in 1904 that it cast lost June. What may we expect then, should a period of industrial depression follow within the next few years. It is prob able that in such a condition socialism would grow like a mushroom. The moral is this. If the Repub lican party , would continue in the ascondency, its masses must domand that more attention be paid to the deep principles of government, on which the party is founded, and less to promoting the private ambitions of occasional individual mombers of the party. Not disallowing altogether the proposition tlmt "To tho victor belongs tho spoils, " it must be kept prominoutly in mind that the whole party is the victor, and not a few of its mombers, and that tho spoils to be first handed .out are goodjgovornmout and good legislation' in the intorest of the nation. Socialism is in earnest. Ridicule but fans tho fl.irao. Now as never before, our Country calls for tmo Btati-smen. Complaint is heard on all sides of the condition of tho city's sidewalks. Mention is made also of tho Btreets. The general giving way of tho side walks is accounted for in tho fact that it has' been just about twelve years since Oregou City experienced build ing boom. At that time numerous sidewalks were constructedjand tho ago of their usefulness is now about passed. This matter should have the atten tion of tho Btroet committee It is not necessary or proper for these gentlemen to wait for complaints from persons ineonveuieneod. Oregou City has a patient, long suffering popula tion. It is the religion of many to endure without complaining. A dilapidated impaiwahlo sidewalk is a publio nuissauce and the commit too on streets with tho assistanoo of tho street commissioners should give tho matter attention. Oregon City is not well supplied with residences for her workmen. The manufacturing enterprises in the city. are continually increasing the number of employees, and at this time it is an every day occurance to see persons going the rounds in their Tain attempt to fiuda roof to shelter them. - Tho hoarded treasure of many of oar citisens could b made productive of a handsoine revenue - by being ex pended in the construction of neat, inexpensive cottages. Expensive residences here are un profitable because of the limited num ber of renters able to pay more than f 10 or $13 a month.' Less expensive buildings, however, may easily be made to yield 10 to 13 per cent net on the investment. The scarcity of houses may serve useful purpose in being a means of inducing heads of families to own their own homes. To the extent that the condition brings about this end, it could only be considered good for tune. But for the little good that is accomplished in this respect it greatly retards the growth and prosperity of the city and we hope for many new buildings in the near future. PERSONAL MENTOR.. T. 8. Stipp, of Liberal, was in town Saturday. -' William H. Davis, of Carus, was in the city Tuesday. Mrs. A. H. Adams will go to Port land to reside about May 1. t Walter F. Pruden, of Highland, was in town Saturday on business. Captain E. H. Longley, of Clack am as, was in town this morning. J. Wallace Cole has returned from a two week's trip in San Francisco. Mis Harriet Verstig, of Portland, visited friends in this city yesterday. 2 Mrs. T. A. McBride and Miss May McBride have gone to Deer Island for the Summer. The Ladies Aid Society of the Pres byterian Church will give a church Fair April 16. Livy Stipp returned yesterday morn ing from a threo day's visit with friends in Eugene. Miss Josephine Chase, ' of Portland, is spending a week in the city, the guest of Mrs. R. D. Wilsson. W. R. U'Ren went to Dayton, Wash., Friday to attend the funeral of his brother, Rev. John U'Ren. William R. Logus leaves nexl Wed nesday for Pendleton, where he will assume the management of theWestern Union offices in that city. Mr. Logus will also supervise the American District Telegraph Company's bus iness in Pendleton. This company has a complete fire alarm system there. Dr. E. A. Sommer and Mrs. Sommer will leave in a few days for the , East to be absent several months. They will go direct to Buffalo, where Mrs. Sommer will remain during the Sum mer. Dr. Sommer will spend two months in Johns Hopkins hospital, Baltimore, and the later will go to Philadelphia, New York and Boston. During his absence, his office will be in charge of Dr. Hugh M. Mount, of Portland. Mrs. Mary T. Roes, tho wife of Frank Rees, died Thursday at her home in Highland, of consumption. aged 28 years. She was born in this county. The funeral took place Satur day afternoon at Clarkes. The de ceased is survived by one daughter, aged 6 years. City Recorder Curry is busy making out a list of propcrty-ownors subjoct to assessment for sewer purposes in sewer district No. 8. There are 880 lots to be benefited by the new sewer, and the average assessment on each lot will bo 43. There are about 200 owucrsg on the list. County Superintendent Zinser has returned from a visitto the'sohools in the oastorn part "of tho county. .Ho says tho schools are all in lino condi tion, though the oastorn end of the county is very sparsoly sottlod. Tho school at Chorryvillo lias but nine pupils enrollod. A now building is goon to bo constructed in this district, which is 30 miles from Oregon City. Mrs. Ross Charman and Miss Myrtle Slioukwilor entertainod at whist last Friday evening. Tho occasion was a very pleasant ouo. Ico cream and cake were served. Those prosout were: Mr. and Mrs. L. E. Jones, Mr. and Mrs. John R. Humphrys, Mrs. T. W. Clark, Miss Marjorie Caufield, Miss Ethel Canfleld, Miss Eva Meldrum, Messrs. Goorgo Swafford, Mort Cock roll, Harry E. Drapor, Edgar Faulk and Jack Caufield. The martyrs to vice far exceed the martyrs to virtue, both in endurance tud number. Col ton. Ths Poo Halo. Kwoter Well, if s a poor rule that wont work both ways, you know. Jlgglns I say it's a poor rule thfct n-nulil wnrb iinv wav. If It wasn't poor. It wouldn't have to work. Philadelphia Press. Qalck latoroaeo. Judge He has often declared that the lot of the poor Is to be eurled and that poverty Is often a blessing. t'wlKe Wlwt! Is he as rich as all that?-Bult!uiore llcruld. MEN'S FIVE SENSES. .. i CUWOUn FACTS ABOUT THEM NOT GENERALLY KNOWN. Vhm err. of Taato An Paralys r Bltlta Terr Rot or Tery Cot LlUa Tho Est la m Wootortol Orarm Tho Brn Baallr Doeolvo. ' For some unknown reason different parts of the tongue are assigned for the perception .of different tastes. With the tip we taste sweet substances and salts, w:tb the back we taste bitter things and with the sides we taste acids. The middle part of the tongue's surface has scarcely any sense of taste talL The long named substance parabrom- bensotc snlpbtnld produces a most re markable effect, for It gives a sense of sweetness to the point of the tongue and of bitterness to the back. Pure water tastes sweet after sulphate of msgnesta. We can only taste things In solu tion; hence If the tongue were perfect ly dry It would not be affected by the strongest flavored. substance la a dry state. ' The taste nerves are paralysed by very hot or very cold liquids. After drinking very hot or Ice cold water we could not taste even such a sub stance as quinine. This fact supplied a useful hint for consumers of 111 fla vored medicines. Smell, though the least useful, Is the most delicate of all our senses. We can smell the three-hundred-mlUlonth part of a grain of musk. No chemical analysis can detect such minute quan tities. The most powerful microscope would not render a particle ten thou sand times as large visible. We could not taste It were it many thousand times as large. While we taste liquids, we can smell only gases. Fill your nostrils with eau de cologne, and you will experience no odor whatever. Fine as our sense of smell Is, it has deteriorated immensely since the time when our forefathers were wild men. The Calmucks can smell an encampment twenty miles nway; the Peruvians can distinguish all the. South American races by their odor. But smell is a sense highly suscep tible of cultivation even by the modern white man. Dealers in tea, spices, per fumes and drugs, in consequence of their training, can distinguish the faintest differences in odors. The organ of hearing Is one of the most marvelous pieces of mechanism in the body. In animals the external ear acts as a trumpet to collect the sound waves; in man It Is little more than an ornament, but the Internal ear Is alike In both. . So wonderful Is Its construction that we can distinguish sounds varying from forty to 4,000 vi brations per second. This feat is per formed by a portion of the ear called the organ of CortL What a wonderful organ that is may be -understood from the fact, that It consists of 5,000 pieces of apparatus, each piece being made up of two rods, one Inner, hair cell and four outer hair cells that Is, 85,000 separate parts. "; In some mysterious manner the rods, with other things, are tuned to different notes, and when they vibrate they cause the hairs to trans mit an Impulse to the nerve of hearing. To be musical, therefore, Is to have a good organ of Cortl. Why is it that scratching a piece of glass with metal causes such an un pleasant sound? Because it is what la called the fundamental tone of the ear, which Is very high. What the funda mental tone exactly is would take too much space to explain, but if you blow across the mouth of a bottle, a hollow globe, etc., you get its fundamental tone. Tho ear is a deceptive organ, and It Is often a matter of guesswork to. tell whence a sound comes. Indeed, If you place the open hands in front of your ears and curve them backward sounds produced In trout will appear to come from behind. . . Human beings and monkeys see most thliiKS with both eyes. Our whole Hold of vision exteuds over 180 degrees or half a circle. The middle half of this we see with both eyes together, but the quarter at each side is seen only with one eye. All other animals Bee most things with one eye only. Scarcely ever can they fix both eyes on anything at the same time. But tliere are considerable variations. A bulldog, for instunee, somewhat closely approaches the con dition of n monkey. The larger the pu pil the greiwer the quantity of light which enters the eye. Large puptled people, therefore, see the world In n brighter and more cheerful stute than those with small pupils. Tbey can see things better In the dusk or at night As every one knows from the optical Illusion pictures, the eyes are easily deceived. A white square on a black ground appears larger than a black square of the same size on a white ground. Red near green looks redder; blue near yellow looks bluer; white near black looks whiter. Touch rotilly includes several senses. Thus there are spots on the skin which feel heat only, spots which feel only cold, spots which feel only pain, spots which feel only pressure and spots which feel tickling. These spots are supplied with nerves capable of doing ouly one particular duty. The sensa tions of the skin are grouped by physi ologists Into three kinds touch, pain and temperature. The skin which cov ers a scar has only one kind of sensa tion. It can feel neither pressure (touch proper) nor temperature, but perceives pain very acutely. The tongue Is the most sensitive of all parts to touch, the forehead and elbow to heat or cold. We only dream sights and sounds. We never dream tastes or smells. If we dream of a (lower garden, we see the Dowers, but do uot smell thorn. If we dream cf a dinner, we see the dish- t, but do i'Ot taste them. A STRANGE LEGEND. of - T Nine master masons 'who were en gaged In building a citadel In the time ef the Vol void -Neagoe- found on re turning to their work each morning that the portion of the wall which tbey bad completed the day. before had fall en to pieces during the night and was lying In a beep of ruins In the ditch. Manol of Curtea, the bead mason, In formed his comrades one morning that a voice from heaven had warned him In his sleep the night before that their labors would continue to come to nsught unless they all swore on that very morning to Immure In the struc ture the first woman, be It wife, moth er, daughter or sister,- who should ar rive with the morning meal of one or either of them. They all took the oath, and the last man bad hardly been sworn, when Manors own wife appear ed, carrying her husband's breakfast The oath was kept, and the woman, known In the legend as "Flora of the Fields,' was murdered, and her blood and flesh Incorporated with the wall of masonry. ' ' - v- "' A curious practice of the Bulgarian masons (the above scene Is laid In Bul garia), which survives to this day, tes tifies to the vitality of the legend. To insure the solidity of the houses they build they measure with a reed the shadow of the first person who passes after the digging of the foundation has been completed.''' When the foun dation Is commenced, this reed Is buried under the first rock, usually the corner stone. ' "' . Old Holds d Cllmato. , The unenlightened frequently make the mistake of thinking that lack of op portunity Is responsible for the exist ence of single women, but I lay most of It to climate. The New England cli mate Is not conducive to matrimony or even lovcmaklng. And even after the crucial moment has passed and the single woman has drifted from girl hood to splnsterhood, a cold climate, raw winds, chill rains and snow tend to increase the loneliness of it There may be old maids in the south, but I never beard of them being called by that name. I bare known some single women, schoolteachers, anywhere from seventeen to fifty, and some of their grown boy pupils were eternally and perennially In love with them. A sin gle woman who has made up her mind not to marry has a hard time to keep her resolution In the south, for she is always assailed to break It The very climate breathes love. Ah, there it lsl As I said, old maids are surely a mat ter of climate. Harper's Bazar. The Polar Bear. The animal par excellence which the hunter, the amateur arctic traveler and the young explorer hopes and dreams of killing is the polar bear. The reason for this Is the magnificent trophy which the great white - skin makes. This feeling was no less strong centa uries ago than It is now, for . we read tnat one or the early Icelandic sea rov ers to 'Greenland quarreled with and killed his bosom companion because be had slain a large bear Instead of leav ing that honor to his chief. With the modern repeating rifle the bear stands no 'chance against the hunter, no mat ter under what conditions they may meet, and if he is hunted in the native way, with the assistance of dogs, there la hardly more excitement than in kill ing musk oxen, except for the wild, belter skelter dash over the ice to over take the animal after the dogs strike the hot scent Leslie's Monthly. London' Hlarhe.t Level. The highest part of the city of Lon don is the middle of Pannier alley, run ning between Newgate street and Paternoster row. Ben Jonson tells us that in his day this was a stand for tripe sellers and earlier still for bakers. The exact spot is indicated on the east wall by a stone monument consisting of a boy sitting upon a pannier, or baker's bosket, holding in his hand a bunch of grapes. On the pedestal is the following inscription: When ya have sought the city round, ' Tet still this is the highest ground. ; . Aug. 27, 1688. "Were we to Include Greater London then Hempstead heath .would be the spot, for It is 421 feet above sea level,' or 8i feet above the cross of St Faul. London Standard. Taking; Cnre of the Heart. A physician writes: "Life would be prolonged by a little more attention to the heart, by paying a little respect to the most faithful servant we ever have. Much good might bo done olso If par ents would teach their children the danger of overtaxing the heart. They should teach thorn to stop and rest a few moments during their play when they begin to feel the violent throb bing of tbelr hearts against the chest wall." The Which men of the Throb. Susie Jackson (ecstatically) Ob, mud der, I'ze sbuab Absalom lubs me, 'cause when he presses me toe his bosom I klu feel his heart t'robbln violently I Mrs. Jackson Humph! Am yo' shuah It ain't his dollar watch yo' feel t'rob bln' T I got fooled dat way malisnlf on jouab fadder. Leslie's Weekly. ' The llelnctant Reiineat. Edgar Ethel, I've left my umbrella downtown. Ethel-Well? Edgar I'm afraid you'll have to lend me the gold handled umbrella you gave me on my birthday. Detroit Free Press. A Rotable Occasion. , "Qjilte a stormy time at the theater tms weeK, said me jocose manager. "What happened r "The lightning calculator performed to thunders of applause." Washington star. . I, :t-sV- 285 Washinflon Street, 4 BnVnBlnnnnnWnnaSBatBBBBBSeBSSSSSSSSB YVSV W WV A 'rUtULATID, UK. . T;; TAILOR MADE SUITS. V , :' $L7 K( &fi.5? 'S9 nr ,Btock ' 3.000 Custom-Made q f8 fro Ral Tailors, Lamm & Co., High-Art . .. , JnoOarty, the . toO-no-more-no-less tailor of Chicago. We are the sole agents for all Undelivered goods txSaoSauSm SrateS1 (8? label)' dwXdouble-teTt pw with wJ tefflfii7 P.nged and hronk. U JPde throughout!, te w TerieffecU' "i1 that wero made o order at from ?X to $60. They come in every color and style of material known. - , SPRING OVERCOATS. 1 ni np 1S toT choice o' U our $30 to $50 tmcailed P vJU winter, short box, medium TCngth box" Z,, .... . or form-fitting garments. This includes our eletfant n?u?J2$ J1 h?.ed .,rom the y1 Tailors, Lamm & O0..I and Si! h ioCaTtr in ,al1 lon oorrect cloth, VicuW StwknetsT sof t worsteds ; also meltons, dress weight Kerseys andlheTiotsT :.. PANTS. :- $2.50 W'o'choiceof over 8,000 pairs that were nde.&- Lir. 'JT J5 13.' Pir- BIok nobby stripesi checks, plaids, and mixtures j a list of trousers that would please jTUng V-; MADE TO ORDER. $25 Sho.ice,of i001!8 in tweeds, cheviots, worsteds and oassimeres T- n . thB aU Portland .tailors charge you $85 to $40 f or StratiT Tailoring Co. wants your trade by deserving it - V. ; ;J v"T.: BANK OF i The Piooeer Bank of Oregoo Deposits received subject to "check. - . .. xuicrcsi paia on lime UepositS.- j . ! Money to loan on favorable terms. ! County and City Warrants bought. We buy and sell drafts and exchange on all parts of the 1 United States and Europe. CHARLES H. CAUFIELD, Manager. Williams Bios. 'Phone FREIGHT AND PARCELS Delivered to All ' X ' 7 ': Pianos, Safes and Furniture Moved J. W. Fine Whiskies and Cigars All roods bought in:bond.'. ' ; ; " ' purity and quality iarantced.1" . Some Famocs Old Brands James E. Pepper, Kentucky Bourbon Old Sam Harris, Kentucky Bourbon ::::::::: Old Roxbury Rye ::::::::: Cof . Railroad Ave. and Main Street, Oregon City THE FAY SHOLES OUR LEADER- SINGLE KEYBOARD Send for Booklet. Typewriters ; A SOLD -and- Expert Repairing .farts ana bnpplics lor all Machines. RUBBER STAMPS, SCALES, ETC. Your Orders Solicited. 231 Stark Street, X0AST AGENCY CO., P. Oregon. The heavy hail storms of Thursday did considerable damage to ruit throughout the county. Many of the trees were in full bloom and the entire blossom was knocked off. William Mellien has replaced the smooth tires on his automobile wood saw with flange tires. It was dis covered, after the machine was brought to this city, that smooth tires were not the thing for a town having as many hills as Oregon City. Mary Falch has commenced suit against Martin Falch for divorce. She alleges cruel and inhuman treatment and habitual drunkeness. ' They were married in Portlrand in April, 1900. The plaintiff desires to resume her maiden name of StrasseL The finest hosiery in town for ladies and children. Racket Store. R. L. Holman, leading undertaker, Oregon City, Or. m County coroner. , Clackamas County Record, f 1.75. Doors Below Perkins Hotel tfe. A City. Estabfished In 1881. . . E. Q. CAUFIELD. Cashier. Transfer Co. 1833 Parts of the City. V t . - Prices Reasntiahle flnn . . Satisfaction COLE THE JEWETT , OUR LEADER DOUBLE KEYBOARD Seud (or Booklet. of All Makes RENTED at Reasonable Prices. Large Families Are commended by the President of the United States and we are . commended by hundreds of fathers and mothers as "Feeders of Large Families Pure Goods andJjowPrices that's all. HEADQUARTERSfFOR White House Coffee Eastern Buckwheat Flour Elk Brand Maple Syrup "Preferred Stock"f,Canned Vege tables and Fruits, Etc, A. Robertson,. The 7th Street Grocer.