MORNING ENTERPRISE,' SUNDAY. SEPTEMBER 10, 1911. "ST The MORNING ENTERPRISE is now Read in 1000 Homes Daily That 800 of these subscriptions are paid in advance is due largely to the response of the public during the GRAND VOTING CON 1 Lb 1 . We are proudof our circulation and believe it is BeSSTWGM OUT Would yoti know all the news of Clackamas County? If - you would, yoti should subscribe for the . MORNING ENTERPRISE Because we give you MORE LOCAL NEWS than others and we give you all the news first. .Li In Bai-lln ttraate. ' n,.for May 23. J2. uo atuoklng waa allowed lu tbe atreeta or parka of lierllu. eud offender were punished by a fine for the Bret Infraction, of the rule anil by liuprloutueut afterward Tbe king of ITuaela In thoee due d tested eiuoklng. and tha polM aud the military wan war under atrlct ordere to arreat auy ona who dared to auioke In public. It la wwdfd tbai wbeo Naiwlaon occupied Herlla a hundred yoara ago the llerllnera eagerly took advantage of tha 0ortunlty to amok ud took a aiKHbil delight In luffl .1- in ih ra of tha police, who had then no wer to arrest them. In XXl'2. however, the reainuoo w withdrawn. Haw Wall Ha Laohad. "Good morning. Mr Wuipklua. Mild a auburban lady who ta very ebortalghted. "Your husband uiuet ba very fond of gardening. I aea blm tba Drat thing every morning dowu at tha bottom of Jhe garden. Aud bow wall ba looke. to be eurer Mra. Slmpklua alamuivd the door In ber nelgbbor'e face. Tba latter went to tell ber daughter. "Aud you aald. mother, that tba tha thing tn tha onion bed waa her hua bandT "Ab. well, that eiplalua tba mattert What you took for Mr. Slmpklua la a scarecrow "'-London Tit Kite. Mm Man. "Doee your buaband turn hla aalary ever to your "Y" aha aadlT replied. "Then why are you ao downhearted r Oh. It docan't do any good. Ha often makea a few dollar extra. which be penda for bta own pleaaiiro without lettlua-' me know about It." Chicago Record Herald. Patronize our advertlaera. Heilig Theatre 7th and Taylor atreeta. 'Phonaa Main 1 and A-112Z' 6 NIGHTS beginning FRIDAY, Sept. B 8peclal Price Matlnaea Saturday and Wednesday. Mort H. Slngar praaanta Tha First Mualcal Comedy of the Season I r,Mts5 Nobody from Starland" With Ml., olive Vail Tha Charming Prima Donna Supported by a Splendid Catt A Jf -Li will find the daily and weekly Enterprise AaUVC-PtiSCrS. the best medium for reaching Clacka mas County buyers. Catchy Mutlc Pretty nlng Glrle Stun- Gowm I - Magnificent Production PRICES Evenlnga: Lowar Floor, $1.50, Balcony $1, 75c, 60c. Gallery 35c and 25c. Both Matlneea: Lowar Floor, $1, 753. Balcony 75c, 50c.. Gallary 350 and 25c At the Portland Theater; LAST CAR LEAVES FOR OREGON CITY AT MlDHicj, I "i f ' 1 rt, 4 1 Sccnrfrom ""Miss-Nobody- from - Slariand at- Hriltj; Tfcat i The First Mn.teaV t'otnedy of tha eoaaon, "Miss - Nlxxljr - froa j-j I - alii be the attraction at tha llelllg Tneatrer Seventh aa4 TvW IX nignia, IIORllinillB rili Drininur Q, "KB (14 J tunlay and W'edneaday. i land atre't. for mutineer Sat "MISS NOBODY FROM STARLAND." Spectacular Muiical Comady Th"a Week at tha Meiiig Tneair. Ollte Valla title rola In Mort II. Sinner s big mualral comedy, produc tion, "Mlaa NolMMly from Btarland." will he that of Mlaa Nobody. Ot me rhortt. who ninkea Mple bellefe that he really la aomebody when ehe la off thi. Kliice and aay from tba Top a Hhy Utile eucbantreaa llKliU. Klie who hi all aorta of erhemee on foot for her own axaraiidUetnent. 8be baa beauty and a muntier that makea all men fall ta love wl'ttf her to mfc eateni that aha ueetf them u un tine aianta to kid her In earrrtM ber Utile plota. (everybody aiiua. marry oer, ana, ou .n aii.biw Tone aha anneiea aevaral "papai" m "brotbera who do not dtecor th entanglementa reaultlng thertrroao til tha laat curtain (alia oa t mm rffwiv irni mi ihm IImIII. TVmm i 't w htre-!!Mlaa-NulMly. lrm gUfltaf. win ia Bean lor an aigaia, tunai rrlday, gaptamber I, wltk ipwli ) price matlneea Saturday n& WrtMr ay. SEATS NOW 8ELLING FOR EN GAGEMENT. COMING TO HEILIG THEATRE. RICHARD CARLE IN "JUMPING JUPITER." "BABY MINE." 1 f. -h Max Bloom, the Funny Comedian who la featured wltb Boyle Woolfolk'a well known mualcal comedy, Tfc Sunny Side of nroadway rtkt opena tha aeaaon at Ilakar Wtttn'i Sunday, matinee, geptembar II. Ta ' weak wltb matinee Wednesday (Ba gain Day) and Saturday. etdl'e SHant Tangtta. Oo of tba woat alrtkuig aawwai told la Hermann Klein TlKf Yeara of Mnak-al Ufa In UoaW latea to Anton Seldl'a Drat trf with Wagner tn the lll.rary at Wia friwd. Seldl found the rooa art and. Imagining nobody waa tkera, M pulled oat hla letter of tntradKtkt and began allantly reueerttef ta apearb ba bad prepared, laiaalj from out of tba gloomy comer fa) ner appeareo. aim iw-kii wu m m Wua that bo could not bring oat I a tencw of bla epeerh. Thla p4 be bla aalvatlon. for Wagner, arw Ing "If you can work a well aa y can hold your tonitue yon win V ngagad Mm on tbe.ioL AMONG TflE CHURCHES Flrat Baptlat Church Main and Ninth atreeta; 8. A. Hayworth, paa tor. Preaching by th paator at 11 a. m. and 7:45 p. tn. Morning topic, "Faithful In Uttle. Faithful in Much." Evening topic, "Chrlat the Friend ot Sinful Men.;' Thla la the flrat of a aeriea undoe the general aubject of Christianlt a a Frlend ahlp. The Sunday achool meeta at 10 a. m.f H. E. Croea, auperlnten dent Cbriatlan Endeavor at 6:30 T. iu. A are welcome. Cathofle tr. -eTater and Tenth Sta. Rev. A. Hlllebrand paator. rea. 911 Water; Low Maaa t a. m., with aer mon; High Maaa 10:30 a. m.; af ternoon aervice at 4; Maaa every morning at 8. Flrat Congregational Church. Morn ing aervice at 10:30 o'clock. Eve nlng aervice at 7:45 o'clock. Dr. George B. Paddock will preach . morning and evening. Flrat Church of Chrlat, Sciential Ninth and Center atreeta. Morning aervice at 11. Wedneaday evening meeting at o'clock. Reading room open every afternoon except Son day from I to 4 o'clock. 0rmn Bvano."" Tor. Blhth and Madlaon "' F. Wl.ve.lck p- ' tor. rra. 711 Mdlnoti; . B. ia a. m.. Hwmii Br.hr.dw. Monro, alreet, eupt.j motflin aervk 11. ymmg pwplat 7 ' p m. and pr.ahlng at f p. m. Prarv mrln W1nUy at T: P. m. Gladaton Chrlatlan Rev. A. U. Mul key, paator. rea. Oladatona. Bun day acbool 10 a, m., N. C. Hendrlcke, anpterlntendeoL Morning aervice, 11 o'clock. Brotherhood eerricee at Mountain View Union (Cong.) 8. B. , p. m., Mra. J. H. Qulnn, aupt; Bible Study every Thureday after Methedlet Epleoopal Church ReV. E- F. Zimmerman, paator. Sunday achool at 9:45. Preaching by the paator at 10:45. unlor League at 3 p. m. Big Epworth League rally at 6:45. Popular evening aervice at 7:45, aubject, "If Chrlat Should Come to Oregon City." Flrat Presbyterian Church Rev. J. R. LanddborouRh, paator. Morning worship at 11 o'clock, aubject, "The 8ecret of Prayer." Sabbath achool at 10 o'clock, Mra. W. C. Green, au perlntendent; T. P. S. C. E., at 7 o'clock. Evening worahlp at 7:45. Subject, "The Qoapel'e Appeal." A naif tour song aervice proceeding the aermon. Parkplae. conpr.0. Rv. Jonea putor. rm. Clackamaa; 8. n. 44 a. m.. Emery Krich aupt.; prcarblnc arnrlcea acb Bunday, aJt.rnallng b Iftn 11 a. m. and 7:I p. m Ctirl. tlan EndMvor Thuraday evanlnc I'-i m. m. 8t Paul'a Rev. C. W. Roblnaon, rec tor. Daily aervicea: Morning pray er, 1 a. m.; Holy Eucharist, 7:30 a. m., evening prayer, 7:30 p. m. Sun day aervicea: Holy Eucbarlat S a. m.; morning prayer, 10:30 a. m. ; Holy Eucharist and aermon, 11 a. m.; evening prayer and eermnt), 7:30 p. m.; S. 8.. It m.; Thuraday e7enlnga, aermon at 7:30 o'clock. United BrtUrtn Cor. lHtn and Taylor, Rt. L. F. Oarka oaator. rea. Portland; B. 8. 1 a. Trank Pwrker, Mapl. Lana, aupt.; moraine service 11. T. P. B. C. X. ( p. m- evanlnc awvloe f. Wlllamatte M. BVNo raaular prachlo OTTlcea. 8. 8. I p. m.. Mra. Reams .upt. Zion Lutheran Corner Jefferson and Eighth atreeta, Rar. W. R- Kraiber ger paator, residence 720 Jefferson. Sunday achool 9:30 a. m., Rev. Kraiberger, auperlntendent. Morn ing aervice 10:30. Evening 7:45. Lother League 7 p. m. West Oregon City School Houee J. O. SUata will preach at t o'clock. Sun dayvachool conducted after aermon. CORRESPONDENCE MILWAUKIE. A. J. Harmon, of Dayton, Waah., haa purchased the Mllwaukle bakery. Mr. Harmon la a practical baker of aeveral yeara' experience and will use every effort to keep the Mllwaukle bakery up to tbe highest standard aet by hla predecessor, and aecond to none in the state for first-class goods. He will make a specialty of all klnda of paatrlea and quick lunch goods. We bespeak for Mr. Harmon a liberal pat ronage. Mra. Anna-Buhler, widow of the late Rev. Buhler, of Chicago, 111., haa been visiting frlenda In our city tbe past two weeka. Ralph Kissel, of Hood River, who waa en route to Redland, Cel., a pent a day at tha home of Mr. and Mra. . C. EmmeL it ii.m m Rnnri.v. the naator of the Evangelical - chorch will con tinue tbe discussion ot me auojeci, "Impressions and how to test them." Mr. and Mra. F. Boxell and eon, of Tacoma, Waah., visited the flrat part of the week with Mra. Roberta. Mrs. Hanson waa quite sick thla week, but la much better now. ProfeWMK Ooetz, the new principal of our achool, arrived Friday. Tbe Grange fair committee will meet Saturday afternoon In Grange Hall and prepare the program for tholr fair. The Mllwaukle band will play Thursday evening and the Oak Grove Glrla' Band Friday evening. Hoesley'a orchestra will furnish the music for dancing. Let every one attend thla fair and make It a aucceaa. Tbe Toung Peoples' Dramatic Club will give a dance Wednesday evening, September 13, at Crystal Lake Park, for the benefit of tbe Catholic bulld- lng fund. Mra. A. H. Diwllng apent 8unday with her husband In Eugene. Mr. Dowllng la with a aurveying crew there. Mra. B. F. Drescoll left Thursday for a visit of several montha with her parenta in Colorado, E. B. U. Stenographers and Bookkeepers -i;e Great Demand A Tiring Task. Instead of reprimanding tbe office boy for soldiering over bis work tbe manager nnctuouxly requested him to count the ticking of tbe clock for five minutes. For five minutes tha boy counted. At the last aecond be at tacked bis work wltb nnusual earnest ness, and for the rest of , tbe day his Interest never flagged. "That la a scheme tbey tried on me when I waa a youngster and Inclined to be -lazy," the manager aald. "To thla day 1 do not know tbe aecret of Its euccPM, but I know that to de liberately count the ticking of a clock will cure the worst apell of Indolence." New York Sun. . I A Witty Scat. At an auction sale ut Scotland vil lage tba auctioneer waa trying to sell a number of domestic nteuslls. Includ ing a porridge pot. As usual, be wua making a great fnsa. Finishing, bis keen eye caugbt a well known worthy, the beadle, standing at tbe back of the crowd, and be abouted out: "Malster McTavlsh. make an offer for thla pot. Why, It would make a aplendid kirk helir "Aye," replied the beadle, "If your tongue waa In ItH ' business firms ore recognizing the superior training of our Business university over the work of the busi ess colleges. Our standard is higher; our work Is much more thorough; our work is more complete; ond our students nre more proficient in every way. OUR TEACHERS ARE TRUE TEACHERS. Just t ie school for the earnest young man or lady who desires to learn and hove the high est and best training at reasonable tuition rates. You are sure ot Individual help and instruction. You know the large schools cannot give it.. You should Investlgofe our . Wk. Do it now; do not wait.ln session all the year in day ond night school. ELECTIC BUSINESS UNIVERSITY. G30 Worcester Block. pho?S! 5 1( Home AS40: . PORTLAND, - - OREGON.