ON THE STAGE. In the rosy Ilk-lit of my Iii y 'm fulr morn ing. V.rit ever II storm-cloud darkened lliu WCSt, I'rp ever u shadow of night gnvii warning, Wlll'll lift' Keellll'd (tty II picllHllle glll'M Why, thru, nil liiiiimr mid cuiiii'ily ncorn lug, I liked high tragedy best. I III' ficrce-foUgllt I liked tlic challenge, dui'l. Willi a di'iiili or a parting in every net, I liked I lie villnlii to In- more cruel 'J'lifin tlio IhimcsI villnin could In', in fact l-'or It fi ll tin lire In my inind wit li fin Of tin; thing (lint my life lucked. itnt o time paused on a ii J I nii't mul sorrow. Anil hill played lit night on Hip stage of my lii'iirt. I found Unit 1 could not fowl on tins morrow The pnin I Inid fi'lt in lii-r tragic part; And, slim! no longer I needed to borrow My grief from tin' actor's art. And as life grows older, nnd, therefore, sadder (Yet sweeter, nniy be, In lt autumn linze), I find more pleuxm-p In watching tin; ghuldcr And lighter order of humorous play. Where mirth in nit nind, or inny lie mad der Than the mirth of my lost days. I like to lie forced lo In null and he merry 'J'ho' the eurth with sorrow lit ripe mid rife; I like for an evening at leant to bury All thoiiu'lit of trouble, or pain, or strife (n sooth, 1 like lo be moved to the very Kmotioim I miss in life. IOlIn Wheel.T Wilrox. U l, , HERO OF THE If ALL BEDROOM. When 1 tulil my wife nlioiit It she exclaimed: "How utterly absurd! Why, I think you should have understood lil in till nlong." ".Mrs. Doekboy." suld I, sevei'l.,', "how was I to believe ull his stories Ills tnlcN nf process In matters of love. In fen I h of strength? Perhaps lie did knock out O'Sulllviiu, thu cliiuiiilon iiildilliMvclfrlit : perhaps lie wiih tin greatest halfback that ever played on the Cad university eleven; perhaps lie did leave the West on nccount of the Importunities of three beautiful mill ionairesses; but even Lieutenant Swash doubted the story of his eaitui'e by Apai'heH mul his subsequent release by the chief's daughter." "Swash!" relorli'd my wife. "Why do you always quote (hat horrid obi thing? I think that be Is lilniM.'lf In clined to exaggeration ill times, wheth er unconsciously or otherwise, I can not Judge." 1 do not lake iny wife's view of the matter al till, and 1 cannot cue why the lieutenant and myself should have act ed otherwise than we did. We were talking of Fllklns-Fllklns, who occupied the fourth floor rear hall liedrnuin In my old boarding house. In locating the mail I have descrllied liltu, for that iiiirllciilnr room in every boarding house is lubabiled, experi ence has tniighl mt. by a peculiar gci I u.-t men of culture, but on their up pers, men whose long Hues of distin guished uncestors have beiueat bed to them some itiarts of blue blond, but nothing with which to keep It In olivu la I ion, and an Inherctil Idea that it ought to keep moving Itself, without their descending to plebeian labor to Mipply Ihc tuutive power, .lust such a person was I'llkins. His clean-cut features, bis easy manners, Ills pollt bearing, supported by his pretension to family. When preparatory to co in); on t nt'ter ilmner he doiineil Hie evening chillies of the medical student Who occupied I lie sccotnl Hour front, mul you saw liliu, not a hair of his head or mustache out of place, not a wrin kle or a speck anywhere, you Instinct ively felt that lie was a gentleman born. And If, perchance, lie was oil' to "that swell little affair tit Mis. Van Foam's thai the papers have been talking so much of," and needed n quarter for car fare, bis father having forgotten to send him his check for the mouth, It was willingly given, for he was a capital fellow. He drew on us occa sionally, but we regarded that as only a slight compensation for his corn puny. Lieutenant Swash came Into my room early one evening ns Fllklns nnd 1 were discussing things In general over our pipes, and announced that he had three tickets for a series of box ing bouts at the Olympic Athletic Club. "There will be some bruising," he cried, enthusiastically, "and It will be worth seeing." "Awfully sorry, old iiuiti, but 1 can't go," replied I'ilkliis. "There Is n cer tain man In New York who has been searching high and low for me for three weeks. He'll be there. 1 know, for he has been going to the bowwows nnd spends nil his time about such places. I'm not afriild of hltn. but I deem It more discreet for a while to avoid him." "Your tailor?" ventured the lieuten ant. "Hear me. no," replied I'ilklns. with great good humor, lie scorned to en Joy the joke. "Would that he was nnd I was wearing it respectable-looking cause for hi in to pursue me, but 1 am not no lucky." "Now, see here, Fllklns, you've got to come," I said. "To tell the truth, It would be awful ly embarrassing for nie to meet that fellow," be replied. "You'd be sur lirlsed If I'd tell you who lie is. Every one lias heard of him rich, great swell." Swash looked at nie and winked one of Ida knowing winks. Then, turning to I'ilklns, he asked: "Well, what does he want with you?" "A woman at the bottom of the whole tlilag," replied our companion, unruf fled. "You'd be surprised If you knew who she was great belle plies of mon ey lu her own mi me. I met her lit 1 dance, Three weeks ago she broke off the engagement, mid since then lie bus been going to the bowwows a perfei t madman, the fellers say, mid lie has sworn to break my head on sight." "And why should he bother about yon?" sin'crcd Swash, sitting down on he edge of I ho lied, n most contempt uous look on his face. I'ilklns smiled mid softly puffed up Ills pipe. "Why should lie bother about you?" repeated the lieutenant, more cniphatl cally. "Indeed, I don't know," was the quiet reply. "I never spoke to lier more than three limes," lie was silent for il moment. Then he laughed: "And, by Jove! do you know, she sent me a note the other day thnt cost me n quar terforgot to pay the messenger." "Xever mind your certain num. Come on!" cried the lieutenant, rising, but toning his coat mid drawing on his gloves. rilklns sighed, knocked the ashes out of his pipe and arose. "Very well. If you Insist," he said "lint I know there will be trouble, nnd I am very rusty with my fists. Now, I would not care If I was like what 1 was when " "Hurry! We're late!" Interrupted Swash. And us we were tiling down the stairs he whispered: "A million to one we don't see the certain man." I would he a fool to take you up," I replied, softly. When we reached the gymnasium of the Olympic Club the llrst bout was over. Several hundred men, generally lu their shirt sleeves, were seated oil low benches about the ring, all smok ing so vigorously that a thick haw tilled the room, and from where we stood we could hardly distinguish the faces of the two muscular fellows who were seated lu their respective cor ners. There are three seats up front. Let's get there," said the lieutenant, Indicating the place with his cane. Fllklns hung back. "I'd rather not," lie said, "I'll not be noticed here." "Rot!" exclaimed the other, seizing ids arm and literally dragging him through the crowd, until at length we were comfortably fixed In the front row. I could see everything then, and veil heard the low tones of the referee as hearoseiiudiinnotinced: "Six rounds between Harry Donohue of I'.oston and Kid Williams of New Y'ork. Then. with a nonchalant wave of the hand toward the right-hand corner, '"Dona hue;" toward the left. "Williams." Donahue and Williams wero two very respectable looking young me:i, with clear, pink faces, nnd splendid chests and muscles. Swash said that the latter was n middle weight and fought too low, but of thnt I knew nothing. In fact, I thought It was rather tame. My Idea of prize fights had been drawn from comic and religi ous papers, but In these two active, athletic young men, who shook hands and then began to jump lltliely about the ring, beating the nlr and at times striking each other with their gloved hands, I did not see a realization of my sanguine Imaginings. To be sure, lu the second round Williams lauded vil lainously on Donohue's nose, causing It to bleed profusely, and received in turn an upper cut on thcchln which brought from the crowd about us cries of "flood mi!" "Now, another!" "Yet" got Mm skeert." "Ah. pshaw! the Kid's too slow; jest see the chances he missed!" "He's lighting too low." The affair was getting more inter esting. Williams gave his opponent a body blow that sent him reeling ngains; the ropes at one side, but the Huston lad regained himself In an liManl nnd dealt the .New-Yorker such a violent one on the cheek that the young man began to stagger stupidly about, hold ing his hands out to protect his face. Involuntarily I half rose and cried, "A good un!" A sudden pull at my coat brought me back to my seat and Fllklns whis pered In my ear: "There he Is! What did I tell you?" "Who?" said I, rullled at the Inlet' riipllon. "The man that I spoke of. Conic, let us get out Ho Is moving this way." Swash heard him, and, sel.lng him, he pulled him back Into his seat, lor he had made a motion to go. "Leave at this point?" he cried. "I'ilklns. you're a fool." 1 looked toward the person whom I'ilklns had pointed out, and nlthough I had never before seen him, from a series of pictures of noted society men which a certain paper had published 1 knew him to lie Archibald Vnu Toys ter. "Yes, I'ilklns," 1 said, "you're a fool." "Call mo what you choose," he retort ed, "but mark my words, there will be trouble If we stay. Time has been called and 1. at least, had better go." "Nonsense!" laughed Swash. "We'll stand by you. old man. for I propose to see this thing out. It'll be hot the next round." "Indeed, it will," said Filkltis. grim ly. "Well, here conies the certain well known man." I chuckled, for Vnu roya ler was moving around our way, aud since Tilklns had so boldly declared himself 1 determined to give him a few gentle thrusts. The opportunity was so good. "I see him," he replied, quietly. Swash began to laugh and used a rather strong expression, but hardly was It out of his mouth when I heard a stronger one, and looking up saw Archibald Van Peyster right In front of us, glaring down at our companion. There was a pause. Then he deliber ately raised his cane and brought It down toward Fllklns' head. I sprang from my place and put out my arm to arrest the Mow, but Fllklns was too quick for me. lie caught It cn bis left wrist, and shot out his clenched right baud, landing neatly on his as sailant's chin with such force ns to send him groping a gainst the ring platform. In mi Instant the place was lu mi up roar; n dozen men sprang between the two new combatants; n hundred others gathered around us, filling the nil' with their excited cries and inquiries us lo what had happened. Van I'eysler's execrations were something terrible. Inflamed with drink, maddened with Jealousy and thirsting for revengo for the punish ment lie had received, he struggled to free himself from the grasp of those who held him. Fllklns on the other hand coolly explained: "The man Is drunk, gentlemen. Some one hud better find his mime and mi dress nnd send him home." Then In a lower tone be whispered to me: "Don't you think we had better go now?" "I think we bad." I said, nnd with out another word Swash mid I follow ed him out of the place and home to the boarding house, where he bid us good-night and retired to his fourth lloor rear hall bedroom. I snw Fllklns tin? other day. lie was driving toward the park In u handsome victoria, two neatly liveried men on tins box. At ills side sat a pretty girl whom I had never before seen, but knew from the pictures to have been the great belle. Miss Emily Cn rusher. And w hen I told my wife about It she said t lint I ought to have known It nil along. "Hut I Judged liltu from his other stoVles," I expostulated. Perhaps they were true, too," said she. New York Sun. TO ATTRACT WILD CIRDS. TREATMENT OF COLDS. How They May t'e Cured and Their After Cnnacqnence Averted. Colds are probably the most common ailment in the world. They are always disagreeable and oftentimes dangerous, A person In good health, with fair play, easily resists cold, but when the health Hags a little and liberties nre taken with the stomach or with the nervous system n chill Is easily taken, and, ac cording to the weak spot of the Indi vidual, assumes the form of a cold or pneumonia, or It may be Jaundice. Of ull causes of "cold,' probably fatigue Is one of the most efficient. A jaded man, coming home at night from a long day's wrk, a growing youth losing two hours' sleep over evening parties two or three times a week, or a young lady heavily "doing the season," young children 'overfed and with short allow ance of sleep, are common Instances of the victims of "cold.'' Luxury is favor able to ohlll-tnklng; very hot rooms, feather lieds, soft chairs, create n sensi tiveness that leads to catarrhs. It Is not, after all, the "cold" that Is so much to be feared as the antecedent condi tions that give the attack a chance of doing harm. Some of the worst "colds" happen lo those who do not leave the house or even their beds, nnd those who are most Invulnerable are often those who are most exposed to changes of temperature, and who' by good sleep, cold bathingand regular habits preserve the ton of their nervous system and circulation. Probably ninny chills are contracted at night or at the fag end of the day, when tired people get the equilibrium of their circulation disturb ed by either overheated sitting or un derliented bed rooms nnd beds. This is specially the case with elderly people, lu such cases the mischief Is not al ways done Instantaneously or in a sin gle' night. It often takes place Insid iously, extending over days or even weeks. London Lancet. Hy Any Other Name. Oberliu, the French philanthropist, was once traveling In the depth of win ter amongst the mountains of Alsace. The cold was Intense, the snow lay thickly upon the ground, and ere the half of his journey was over he felt himself yielding to fatigue and sleep. He knew If he gave way to sleep he would wake no more; but In spite of this knowledge, desire for sleep over came hltn and he lost consciousness. When he came to again, a wagoner in a blue blouse was standing over him urging him to take wine and food. Iiy and by his strength revived, he was able to walk to the wagon, nnd was soon driven to the nearest village, rescuer refused money, saying It his duty to assist one In distress. erlin begged to know his name, that he might remember him In his prayers. "I see,'' replied the wagoner; "you are i preacher. Tell me the name of the Hood Samaritan." "I cannot," answer ed Oberliu. "for it Is not recorded.' "Ah, well," said the wagoner, "when you can tell nie his name, I will then tell you mine." And so he went away. It Yon Wont Them About the Hoiim I'liint il White Mulberry tree, "If you live In u suburban town nun want lo encourage wild birds to vl-ul ind live about your house," the observ ant .lerseyinaii says, "you cannot iiiiiIm advances in them in a better way than by planting a white mulberry tree abolishing cats. "The llrst thing to intend lo Is to get rid of all the cats which come iilinni your grounds. You can do this while Voiir mulberry tree Is growing, bill don't take too long about II, for tin white mulberry Is one of (he quickest growing trees that I know of. Orig inally it came from China, and was biMiiglit to this part of the country about lil'ty yours ago, when there was a craze for raising silkworms. Slice that tluie it has been much neglected, nut there are many places like my own imrt of the country upon the Shrews bury river where it has found n con genial soil ami climate and now grow wild. "I have one while mulberry tree, Five years ago It was only about sis feet tall, with ii trunk not bigger than a broomstick. To-day It Is thirty fol tall, and Its handsome globular head has a diameter nf about twenty-life feet. It Is a pretty tree, with Its shiny leaves and Its close foliage, and makes u shelter which the birds love; but it :s when the fruit ripens thnt the tree be comes the strongest drawing attrac tion for them. The fruit Is about three- quarters of an Inch long and mawkish ly sweet to our human taste, but there seems to be hardly one of our small native birds that does not love It. The fruit began to ripen about June 1." this year, and ever since then then; hasn't been a minute of the day when there wasn't at least one bird in the tree. To one who l.i not conversant with the great variety, of our native birds It is n revelation to watch them come after a taste of the sweet fruit. There nre catbirds ami robins, spar rows of more kinds than you have lin gers nnd toes, warblers and vereos. nnd even hummingbirds. The fruit will lust until about duly 10 or L". "The white mulberry furnishes an other source of delight to the birds, which is not so much a matter of pleas ure to its owner. This is because its leaves nre exceedingly toothsome to some of the caterpillars, nnd particu larly to the tent caterpillar. The elder. the mulberry, and the apple tree are favorites of this worm. 1 have some colonies of caterpillars on my mulberry tree, but, thanks to the suiiie birds which cat the fruit, the worms are also soon eaten, nnd not a single colony of the worms lins so far got beyond the twig it originated upon before Its mem bers were snapped up ns choice mor sels by the colony of birds." "And do you have English spnrrows?" "Certainly; a large (lock of them. They live in the wistaria vines and nest under the eaves of the barn." "And do they not drive away the other birds?" "No, nor do I believe that they have uone so anywhere. It Is true that there are now many places where none of cur native birds Is left, nnd that in these same places the English sparrows abound, and this has given rise to a be lief that the other birds have been driven away by them; but I have never seen the native birds worsted by them. On my little place they all exist to gether and In harmony. The robins are more quarrelsome than the English spnrrows. I believe that if careful ob servations were ninde, it would be found thnt where the native birds have disappeared it was the result of otliev causes, and that the English sparrows remained simply because they do not mind tilings whlcn would drive all the wild birds far olT. People nnd cats nnd lack of shade nnd fruit are potent rea sons for the departure of the wild bird:;, eats especially." New Y'ork Sun. 'in! a, , rtrt v Mat vmansM 37 AH'"- ' WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE FRIGHTS IT Is astonish! there are wl value of n ha new silk skirls have either the lino reeds to aid II In standing out, or they are lined from the bottom to n few Inches above the knee with hair cloth. Women of fashion In buying il silk pet ticoat these days order a shorter silk skirt to mutch, us well as a corset. Hro cade Is too silk most lu favor, nnd lioth the skirt nnd corset nre exquisitely embroidered with the owner's mono grain. Luce Hnini'TS trim lsitb skirts, nnd a tiny frill of the same pattern of lace llnlsiio the corset at the top. My Lndy l'luya the Mandolin. In her attacks on tic masculine heart the summer girl llnds that ability to play n few airs on a str;nged Instru ment comes lu handy. Tin; result Is th.it most fiishlonubl girls have gone In Icr this sort of thing. The gultnr iisrl to be the favorite weapon with tlr.'s mulde;is, but It requires n great deal of patience and practice to learn to play well enough upon a guitar to use n without a voice nccompnnlincnt to nver some of the sins of execution. It is much ensler to play attractively uiMin the banjo than upon the guitar, and for this reason it. has been very popular with ltoth men and women. Ills WIS Ob- Military Pride. Looked at from a soldierly point of view, the following little anecdote of the battle of Alma is worth quoting from Sir John Adye's "Ilecollectlons of a Military Life." 'The battle ended about 4 o'clock in the afternoon, the headquarters camp being pitched near the river: nnd Lord liaglan then went in search of bis orderly officer. Lieut. Tom Leslie, and. with the help of some (Jnirdsmeti. with a stretcher, brought bin' to his tent. Lord Haclaii asked me." writes Sir John. "If I knew Tom's mother; and ou my replying in the negative, he said, 'A charming woman. I must write to her. How proud she wll! be to hear that he ha a bullet in his shoulder!' " The Attorney's lteply. Chancellor Walworth, according to Mr. Clinton, was responsible for the abolition of the chancery couri in New York State. He interrupted counsel continually, his Interruptions ofte.i lie coming a discursive and aggravating warfare on the pleader. On one occa sion a lawyer commenced to argue a case before him. He had hardly begun when the chancellor interrupted, tell ing him that be had brought his actum "all wrong;" it should have been begun In a different way, which he spcc'IiM'. The lawyer replied that he did not feel at liberty to go against all the decisions applicable to the subject.' He said Ir could find no authority in f.ivor of ti e course which the chancellor had sug gested. The latter, with no little im patience, said: "Then yon should have retained counsel who would have ad vised you to bring the action as 1 hae suggested." The lawyer repllnd: "Sine your honor went ou the bench, there has been no counsel at the bar to whom I could have applied who would have given such advice." It. S THE SIMMKIt V Kit A Nil A FAD. Jlraistance of Steel. An experiment was recently made in Vienna in order to test the relative re tlstanee. under pressure, of the hardest steel and the hardest stone. Small etilies of corundum and of the tim-st steel were subjected to the test. The corundum broke under the weight of Is astonishing how many women ho do not know the handsomely lilted gowu and Its power to enhance a line figure or even lo give a ce-talii amount of ati-'i, In Hie nool'est sort' of fol'lll. Of course, tills does lint Include the woman who Is obliged to make her own clothes or no without. The average woman can hnve, If she wish, n perfectly lit ting costume at an extremely slight ex pense and can present a harmonious and soothing effect to her family nnu friends, Insteud of nil ill-proportioned shapeless object of pity. One of the croutest mistakes of the woman who litis not a plethoric purse Is that she sacrifices quality of work for quantity and her greed Is her undoing. She llg- ures the cost of hnvlng a dress made "out of the house" and then calculates how many she could mnke at home by having a dressmaker cut and lit them. She can finish them herself and thereby hae more gowns. That woman docs not know tlie first principles of the art of dressmaking. She really thinks she Is economizing. Frequently she makes her husband be lieve It. But he wonders why the deuce it is that there Is always something or other the matter with his wife's "clothes." as he terms them. He no tices that on one basque there Is the obnoxious aud familiar wrinkle across the back between the shoulders; an other, the back setini has a twist, the shoulders differ on a third and on the fourth dress the slerves nre entirely too short and the skirt hangs all sorts of ways. One marvels thnt these wom en cannot see how much better It is to have If they ennnot ufford more one dress each season made by a modiste nnl be happy In the knowledge that It is lu ns good taste as Is anyone's lu the city. It is the same with millinery. The woman who advises you to trim your own huts "because you can have so many more," nnd who proudly shows one which she says she "Just threw to gether," Is generally toe conceited to benr tolling that she would appear In finitely better ns the possessor of just one purchased from a first-chiss milli ner who understands color combina tions. Fortune for a Typewriter. San Francisco lawyers are looking forward to a lively lawsuit over the will of James C. Simomls, n lawyer of that city, who died recently In New York. Mr. Simonds was originally a lawyer In the empire city, but went to California years ngo and built up a lucrative practice, besides Decerning Interested In some vulunble nitrate mines. lie hud offices In the Crocker building, San Francisco. ' It so hap pened that a Mrs. ltoseiibnrir. n cooil- looking widow of something over AD, j Impulsion, chords upon the mandolin was conducting u typewriting business : !llaKf a Vl'-.v pretty accompaniment. In the same building. She was engag- ; ed by Mr. Simonds to do ids work, nml . "c" V'T' VT' ii , lu iii'is development of he b Cv, i before long the lawyer was smitten by I ... ia ,,,' ,, " ....... ... .... ... . ii, uin i oj, -'il women. Clad In th- abbreviated skirt that convention has at lust declared that she 'nay wear upon the wheel, the most venerable of them looks for all the world like a young, kittenish tiling of Kl, 1' ioin the cli ouologlcal point of tlew the short skl'i levels all ranks. Were it not for certain physiognomic distinctions It wouu! lie hard to tell the difference between grandmother nnd granddaughter when dismounted. This isn't altogether because short skirts have so long been the emblem nnd insignia of youth, either. No little reflection upon the mutter soon con vinces you that there is yet another and more important cause, (irandomther's feet and ankles nre Just ns youthful looking .is her granddaughter's, which proves the interesting fact that the ex tremities are somehow proof ugainst the ravages of time. Hair may grizzle, eyes may dim and cheeks may fade; feet aud ankles retain their adolescent grace. Hut It has been only possible to discover this since the advent of the bicycle. The tiling lias its inconven iences, though. It is confusing, not to say irritating, wheu the supposed "lit tle girl '.nlklng toward you turns out to le a Di'ddle-aged matron or well-sea soned sp'uster. It is noticeable, though. that no si.cb woman ever minds being told of such a mistake. But many object to the thrum-thrum tou, aud it quickly gi'ows monotonous. Besides, It Is always getting out of tune, and the operation of tuning any string Instrument Is doleful, to say the least. A'l things considered the most Inter esting little Instrument and the most convenient to curry uliout Is the mnu dol'n. It has other advantages over a b.injc and guitar. For one thing. It Is smaller nml easier to hold, therefore more graceful. If handled with care It rarely gets badly out of tune, nnd one can soon learn to play upon it well enough to be Interesting. If a mind lia-e a musical ear she can quickly pick out a few popular tunes by air, which her friends will be glad to Join in sing-" lug. Indeed, contrary Ir the general vt "V ' r;Hl MRS. IIKSntETTA IIOSEMIlTnO. the widow's charms. He proposed and the couple were engaged. About a month ngo Simonds went to New Y'ork on a business trip, and was suddenly taken 111. He telegraphed for Mrs. Hos enmirg. who arrived from San Franeis- - an hour before his death. His will. whch has Just been made public, leavs his entire fortune of something like Jlo'l.noo to the charming widow, merely making a suggestion that she distnibuto soic.f smaller legacies which he speci fied. The relatives of deceased nre In the East, and it Is understood that they will make efforts to set aside the will in every direction which liored their Mounted. Mosaic floors, laid with small nieces of different colored stones set in regu-1 way into the machine like shot. lar patterns, were known to the Egyp tian 2300 B. C. In Babylon floors' of this kind dated from 1100 B. C. six tons, but the steel resisted up to forty-two tons. The steel split up vH'i I bn the ground of undue influence. a noise like the report of a gun. bro.V:-; i- it,-, rv.u-.l..r nn.l ai.n.ltno- cnivlx . Hant of Returning Knatlea, 111 liliu a ........ l0,lurf allL- i..fflivi l. To Kreahen Boiled Water. j Cold boiled water tastes flat because It has been deprived of air. To restore air pour water quickly from one Jug to Biting into a peach reminds a mau i; snother. , I kissing y.rl with whiskers. Keepi Him In. "My wife knows bow to keep me lu nights." "How docs she do it?" "She insists on buying my neckties.' Town Topics. , Wh nt Women talk About. Itegular redingotes are being reporte lor the autumn wear. Fresh lime in tile cellar nt this season Is said to prevent malarial troubles. White alpaca is to be the fabric chos en by a wealthy autumn bride for her wedding gown. Soft tulle, over a scarf of colored siin or satin, is employed as a new dinner table decoration. On English afternoon tea tables are seen iced asparagus apd white wine in lieu of the conventional tea and muf fins. Despite all the attention that has been raid to woman's athletic education. ive stiffness at the bottom, though nt there is hardly one in ten that can run the wal; line It is vey flat. All the j gracefully. forerunnet of the much despised bustle. It is a billowy creation made with a deep ruffle through the bottom of which a fine reed is run. At the back the low er half of the skirt hangs In folds. Ihere are six folds, and through each one a reed Is run which makes the skirt stand out with a certain aggres-