INDEPENDENCE MONITOR THE PAPER THAT EVERYBODY READS' VOL.6 INDEPENDENCE, POLK COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1917 NO. 3 THE RHYMING SUMMARIST The hops are dropping from the vines, But dropping into basket, And there's a place for every hand, For those who seek and ask it; We wish we had a dozen kids To put them all to filling, It would buy the grub And fill the lub, When winter rains are chilling. Girls and women there are no men Are looking very niftly In pantaloons and overalls, Times do move so swiftly; A number dare to walk the street Brave to take such chances, Next thing we know If they go, They'll wear 'em at the dances. Besides the hops we have some beans, Beets and man' taters, And tho they never had a drink, - They'll pass the second raters; But say if it only had rained And wet their roots and cinter, It would be For you and me, Ham and eggs this winter. Back to pantaloons we must go, To those now worn by lady, So we can end this batch of rhyme By quoting thus from Sadie: "I'm making me some ladyalls, So well I cannot tear 'em, But there's no chance To see my pants, ,1'H never, never wear 'em. DPA'EO MENS EARS iUST BE SOUND 4 I it) : .; 4 n ft S,. : 3 . I . . ' I tin, imi ? U'.''.' 1 I hotu b; nivin-an AjWfCiatlon The I'Mist :! ' -.j ;. i. i iiii of a diarred man lg.mMt llimui(li. tye. erm, i,:Ji. ru-ji : t t i !.. Htv ail eiuuiluel. Here in a joutli receivbig the ear Ki.1 n :il -li l.v . j i..lcr. i! inixi imiHjrtant lu motlorn warfare. OREGON WHEAT PRICE OF $1.90 NAMED A price of 1.90 is placed on Oregon wheat. Efforts are being made to make Portland a primary market so the Chi cago price of $2.20 may be obtained. HOP PICKING ON Hop picking is on in full swing. Every yard is well supplied with pickers, and they are making good wages. Many acres of un trained hops will be picked and the pickers will get an extra price for this work. The hops picked are of a good quality but the yield, averaged up, is below normal. The market remains normal. Offers of over thirty cents are turned down. But few contracts for the 1118 crop are being made in the state. The 1917 yield is now estimated as low as 25,000 bales. WOMEN'S COUNCIL A branch of the Women's Council for National Defense was organized in Independence last Saturday afternoon at the home of Mrs. O. D. Butler. Altho but a few were present, it is antici pated that much interest will be taken in the work here. Officers elected: Mrs. Grace Swope, chairman; Mrs. Bessie Butler, vice president; Mrs. Frances Hill, secretary; Mrs. Carrie Clark, treasurer. The object of the organization is to promote patriotism, to assist in conserving the nation's food supply, to aid the government by giving its services in any capacity and in a general way help win the war. Saturday, September 15, has been set aside as registration day at which time all women may be voluntarily listed as to what line of work they are most fitted to do in case their services are needed by the government. LETTER FROM CO. L La Grande, Sept. 4. Co. L is now at La Grande. Half the company is doing guard duty and the remainder are fighting fire. Roy Whiteaker was left at The Dalles while eating, supper and had to telegraph for trans portation. Ernest Smith was also left while seeing his girl and he had to pay his way. Cyril Richardson has met a couple of college girls he knows so is at home here. R. W, RED CROSS MEETS After an adjournment of sev eral weeks the local Red Cross held an interesting business ses sion Wednesday evening. The following names were added to the sewing committee: Mesdames Owen, Krcamer, M. O. Fluke, Frank Fluke, H. Mattison, Percy Dickinson and A. L. Thomas. The ladies in charge will make an effort to prepare many sup plies during the season, 'lhe Auxiliary will hold business meetings the first Wednesday evening of each month. -- DEATH RATE LOW WuHlilntoii. 'I : a of Hie Ca'.iUi'n i. m;i great hh 1 i" bolif'f n( In til i c 'ii win) Imvp roini,,i" P til U!l!l-1 llWM ill t 'l! A rari-ful i ::! c li'inlly rink fil l uiuriy wj .1.1 hii'il is tlif ui.'i'-iiiU here i-l ii c iivei li) nr. :; (llHt lllH one limn l i li.H i ii U ...i'.i 1 ai.ij uii out of .'khi !-..es H Iltiili ix-eiil reirt from Kiein-!i iiii'l I'.iif'i ho jiltata show that tit-mil cut recover fri-m Bfiiiiiil.v while a - i.l !) er cent are h!e to return ! fie tliiii line. WUlie the iimri.v i o x wliielal bobl un!ilaei views In r -Kuril to the eipeet el mxim'tie unions their owu troop In Kraiiie. It In pointed out that the "mMirr of the m l" recently engaged j iu warfare In Haiti suffered less than 1 per eent lon.e. Tliete were aua j tulm-il while eoverhiK a wide terrain, j llhtinK fnnri hoiie to hoilxe and eap j tUiiiiK arid huhling winail n-dotihtM tak I en one hy one from the enemy. Thl ! tnethoil of warfare i miid to he rapidly I Bii;i-rH.-.linx the trench tygtera on the eterti frout V. & SL WHISPERINGS The Valley & Siletz expects to complete its work on the west end within a few days and it is paid that the men will be trans ferred to Independence for labor here. It is not stated what will be done. The V, & S. moves in a mysterious way its railroad to build and we never know what is to be done until commenced and not always then. It has been surmised that it would be advantageous to all concerned if daily train service was established between Hoskins and Independence. It would give the people of the Hoskins section a "way out" for them selves, stock and grain, add some business to Independence and would no doubt prove profit able to the railn ad company. NEW COUNCILMAN The city bosses met in regular session Wednesday night. J. S. Bohannon was raised to the sub lime degree of a city councilman, owing to the resignation of H. B. Fletcher. John will wear the toga like a veteran and take the cussings with a smile. The high cost of living making it hard for even a councilman to live, two city employees were given a boost in pay. The marshal will hereafter get ?G0 a month and the street commissioner $80. The council confirmed the mayor's appointment of VV. B. Barnett as wire inspector. Bill can now get rich. The city will proceed at once to build several cement walks in different parts of the town, the contract having been let two weeks ago. Nd action was taken relative to Council man Craven's whiskers. PETTY THIEVES Numerous caBes of petty thiev ery have been reported to the Monitor within the past ten days. Stealing of this character may continued for some time without the guilty parties being known but sooner or later they will be caught and it will go hard with them. A community pestered by netty thieves, is not going to have much mercy for them. WILL LOOK FOR OIL The government will soon send a representative to Polk county to investigate and find out if there are oil and gas here. The gas well on the farm of Cass Riggs has led many to believe that it is very probable that Polk may be sitting on a sea of oil or gas or both. GRAND FINALE COMES MONDAY Members of a certain religious sect, which has a ckurchin Inde pendence, are predicting the end of the world to come on next Monday, Sept. 9. Some of our citizens, confident that the date is correct, have been making preparations for several weeks. Christ was asked by his disciples what Bhall be the sign of his second coming and the end of the world and he replied in sub stance as follows: There will be warsandrumonof wars. Nation shall rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom. There shall be famines and pestilences and earthquakes. Many false prophets shall rise and deceive many. Iniquity shall abound. Then, "immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened and the moon Bhall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken." (Ac cording to members of this sect, the sun was darkened on May 19, 1780, and the moon did not give any light on the following night. The stars fell on Novem ber 13, 1833). Paul further de scribes the last day 8: Men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blas phemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, truce breakers, false accusers, fierce despisersof those that are good, traitors, lovers of pleasures more than God, having a form of godliness but denying the power thereof. But why particularly worry about Monday, for Christ him self has said, "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." The Monitor is firmly convinced that God has kept the date to Himself and the chances are a million to one that we'll all be here Tuesday morning. JUST THE GIST U Portland News Philip Polski, o o Former newsboy of Portland o And confetti magnate at the Rose Festivals, Is now an expert farmer 9 O Near Independence, Or., o o And he is raising pigs by the dozen. And he expects to sell a lot of them next winter. o o Phil says farming is THE life, o Whenever he wants eggs he goes out to the chicken coop and gets all he can carry. o o And there's a corn field at his back door And fruits galore. "Oh, it's a merry life," says Phil. o And he's got a nice little pig he calls Frankie. o o In honor of a well known Port land ex-grocer-insurance man. o And there's another he calls Daa, 9 In honor of a certain lawyer. o And he calls another George. He says he's named one of them GiBty, too. WHAT IRRIGATION WOULD DO It's doubtless true that we may never have great irrigation sys tems like those of the desert countries, but we ought to plan to use the water we have in such abundance in the seasons when the normal rainfall happens to be short. Even if it were applied only to pastures the results would be well worth the eost, at any one may see for himself by com paring a lawn that has been well watered with one that has not. Increasing by artificial watering the number of nead of stock that can be kept on an acre of pas ture is an excellent, way to con serve feed and reduce the coat of meat and milk production. The Willamette valley is mar velously dowered with resources, and if we take advantage of them as we should we shall soon have a dense population htre. But if we do not take advantage of our opportunities we shall go on for generations complaining that all we need to make us prosperous is a larger population to develop our latent resources. Eugene Kef inter. EX-PRESIDENrS DAUGHTER IS A "CANNETTE" ' - 1 aah men 7JX ' ' 2. m W " a9 A. &jVstlMh Helen Taft, dauKhter of Major General Taft, Is h profeaaor at Bryn Mavr anil haa alo volunteered to do liar bit for Ciic-le Hato. Together with a numU-r of atuileuta, I'rofeaaor Taft U rultlvatljin aeveral acrea of laud naar the rollt-xa 8h la an iu the atraw bat wltb ber aHaUlaiita atriiiKlug beam whh ft they have Junt gathered tut raonini:.