LOCAL HAPPENINGS AND OOINGS NEWS NOTES CONCERNING PEOPLE AND THJNGSJNAND AROUND ST. HELENS PERSONAL; LOCAL; SOCIAL AND OTHERWISE Floyd Allen of Portland visited a few days in St. Helena this week with hia brother, L. E. Allen. Zip Studebaker has told hia restaurant in St. Helena to Mr. P. P. Pop of Kelso, who will take charge next Saturday. Mrs. E. II. Flagg of Mt. Seott waa a Saturday and Sunday visitor at the home of Mrs. D. W. Rich ardson. J. H. Wellington returned home last Tuesday from a two weeks visit at Los Angelas and San Francisco, While in Los Angeles he visited with Frank Dow, an old time Col umbia county man. Sheriff Thompson has been Mrs. Muchow, of Hastings, Neb., who has been visiting her daughter, Mrs. Von Gray, in St. Helens, for the pant two or three months, started lubt Monday for her home. Mrs. Muchow was so favorably im pressed with St. Helens and Oregon during the summer that she has de clared her intention of disposing of her property in Nebraska and mak ing this her home. Mrs. Fred Watkins left last week for a two months' visit in Maine, her old home. She will visit with her mother at Noridgework and from there will go to Presque Isle, where she has four' sisters residing. She will also go to other portions of troubled with an attack of rheuma-?-11 wnere ahe has relatives tism for a few weeks and left Mon day for St. Martin's Springs where he will endeavor to boil out his pains. Mrs. Thompson accompanied him. Mrs. G. R. Metsker arrived in St. Helens last Saturday and spent several days looking over the city and visiting with her husband. She returned to Hillsboro this week pre paratory to moving to St. Helens in th near future. Mrs. J. G. Watts of Scappoose visited in St. Helens Monday. Lost City Marshal Star One dollar will be paid to the person returning same to J. L. Chittim, Marshal, St. Helena. Miss Effie Perkins of Drain ar rived in St. Helens Monday and will go from here with her sister, Miss Nellie, to the Pendleton Round-Up. Fay Griffiths of Los Angeles is visiting at the A. T. Laws home in St. Helens. Fishing season opened yester day and the fish wardens were quite busy for a few days before the opening. Two fishermen were caught fishing before the season opened and Were taken before Justice Watkins and were fined $50 each. Mrs. I. E. Dodd has resigned herposii'on as City Treasurer and the council has appointed H. P. Watkins to fill the vacancy until the next election. Mr. Wat kins has qualified and is now the custodian of city fund3. Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Cole and two sons returned last week from a week's visit to Meadow Lake in Yamhill county, where Mr. Cole's brother resides. After spending the week there fishing Mr. Cole reports that he caught 150 trout, among them being the largest rainbow trout caught there in years. I An ad in this issue of the Mist an nounces that B. I. Plummer of St. Helens nas purchased an interest in the mercantile firm of Oliver & Oliver at Houlton and hereafter the firm name will be Oliver, Oliver & Plummer. Mr. Plummer is quite I well known in both Houlton and St. Helena and is held in high esteem by the community. He is a capable and trustworthy man and will add strength to this already popular and enterprising firm. The Mist be speaks success for the new firm. living and will return some time in November, unless Fred gets so lone some that he sends for her to come home before that time. W. R. Hewitt of San Francisco is in St. Helens this week looking after business matters connected with the Chas. R. McCormick Co. A man by the name of McKiddy waa brought before Justice Wat kins this week charged by his wife' with non-support, and after ad mitting hia default in the matter of providing the necessary food for his family, was placed unr'er bonds to appear before the grand jury and in the absence of a bond he was committed to jail, where he now languishes and his family still wants. Old hats retrimmed at Hanson's millinery. W. B. Dillard has commenced the constrtction of a building on his lot at the corner of the Plaza facing the court house. The build ing will be a frame structure and has been leased to some parties for a moving picture theatre. It will be ready for occupancy about the 13th of October. Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Southard and on John returned Tuesday from an extended trip through the east. They left St. Helens three months ao, going straight to Gallipolis. Ohio, their old home, and after visiting there for several weeks started back, going through the south and California, coming home on the Beaver from San Francisco. They were all very glad to land at home this week and say that the Eastern country was all right be fore living in Oregon, but that now there is no use to talk. Oregon is the only place. Mrs. J. George and Mrs. C. II. John were Portland visitors Tues day. Mr. and Mrs. Holcomb of Port land visited over Sunday at the W. B. Dillard home. Mrs. J. M. Hanson invites the ladies to come in and inspect the latest in millinery. No two hats alike. The United Artisaas have now crossed over the hundred member ship mark in St. Helens and will celebrate the event by a big joint meeting to be held on October 4th. Deer Island, Scappoose and Warren will be present with candidates for initiation, and there will also be The County Clerk is in receipt of a communication from the Chief Naturalization Examiner, of which the following' is a copy, in part. "In every instance where old law declarations are filed with petitions, for naturalization subsequent to Sept. 27. 1913, thisolliee will oppose the granting of certificates of citi zenship thereon on the ground that the life of the declaration has ex pired by limitation." E. E. Quick left yesterday for a business trip to Salem. He will be gone a couple of days. Every desirable feature 2 demonstrated in modern glasses of today generously taken care of by Drs. Lowe and Turner. Their glasses are guaranteed to give entire satisfaction whether they cost $2.00 or more. If you pay others less, the difference is made at sacrifice of quality. If you pay more, you pay too much. Consult them Tuesday, Sept. 16, at Hotel St. Hele .s. Re member the date. County Commissioner Fluhrer of Mayger while attending County Court in St. Helens last week was taken sick and went home. After a few days he became worse and is now in the hospital in Portland. His illness is not considered serious, and it is thought he will be all right within a few days. WARREN SCHOOL The Warren public school opened Monday, Sept. Mh, with Prof. J. W. Allen nrineipal. Mr. Allen will Dedication Service Dedicatory services wcro licit! t tho Conim iratiotial church last have chaige of the Mh and lUh ,)t .u,n the new parsonage Congregational Church Bible School classes and a wel come for all, 10 a. m. Preaching by the pastor 11 a, m. ami 8 p. ni. A church home for friends and strangers. Evervbody welcome. Rev. F. J. Meyer, Pastor. jeo irrades. with an enrollment of -t. The 4th and 5th grades are under the direction of C. K. Lake, with an enrollment of 2 punils. Miss Mary Themas will take the second and third grades; there are 2t en rolled to tiate. Miss Dahlgren will have charge of the Primury di vision enrollment 14. The dif ferent rooms will enter a contest for the highest honor of attend ance and will also contest tee who will have the least tardus. There will be a separate banner for each contest and e,ach room is striving to win the first month. Warren will start off a standard ized school, strictly up-to-date. The board is thoroughly progressive and has made many needed improve ments during the past ear. Among them might be mentioned steam heat and heating plant, drinking fountains and other up-to-date plumbing. The grounds have been partially improved and will be ex tensively carried to an early com pletion. At last, after so many dismal failures the state of Oregon has adopted a real system of writing which is in accord with the business world and has been everywhere recognized by the most eminent au thority for the last 30 years. The adoption of new book is certainly an improvement over the old one-. l)Usy aiu wjlnin u very few The grade are all well supplied , Woeks had rained eilough money with new bonks with the cxcentitm i ..-;, i,;..l, ut-irt hmldin.' llv de.licntt d. Kov. ! J. Meyers being assisted by Kov. Gorman of Portland. The church 11 filled by members of the congregation and n number : of friends. The building was1 beautifully decorated with ferns and evergreens, with llowera filling every available space. Special mimic consisting of songs and instrumental selections was much enjoyed. The occasion for thist service was the dedicating of the com foi table and beautiful new bungalow parsonage re cently erected by the members of the Congregational i lunch of St. Helens, ami when Kcv, Meyers rend the-report of the activities of some of the members ami I heir frie nils with the names oi dot ors; of funds it developed that the St. Helens Mist was given gnat credit f r the new building. It appeareil that some persons were talking about the necessity for a new parsonage some time last fall, which conversation was overheard by a member of the Mist force ami that week when the Mist appeared it contained a notice that a parsonage was to be built by the Congaegational Church people. I'idm the spread of that news through the paper the members proceeded to get Methodist Noticn ..II. LI.. J .'.III... I, j,J g 1 lie 1 en l.oiiimaiiiliiifnt Morning service U a. m , i Answers to Prayer. Kpworth IHgiu., 7.ir,. s fc. Rally Day. Mi Ketel. lcN,!(., Lev. Iholiipaiin will the evening, A hearty welcome is, preach j fKteri.Jed u K. T. Luther. IVst,,,, Notice fi nm my place Strayed i an k ion, goats. Finder port to me ami it reive reward I'M a in U,JS, DO YOU WANT TO INCREASE YOUBJMi JOIN I III: Ml, II I m U()L limn, m i riM., IYsMAS'.iur I'm I'AH AI HIS Si iuii, I UK 111 SI' Sll"IHh O II. I..n.. pay fSH I., ft hi (..r4f1.trt.p1 ill in r I i.ni rj , f I. en 4 ,.,1, w iii."n.il in .ttu. 1 1. .ii I . . i , i ,,,,r .j;rj M Wt H. . I I'.Ijii ATTORNEY W. WHITL'G OFFICII lor Suit -5 aw I I own t An saw mil one stationary. Ti must ni'.ve. 1 will bargain. Kay pawner.! of time given. Would take lumltr f.r either. Addresses. Ken) I.innt.in, ')re. - ft I ()uif. fiiuporul!. I" r rut out; I either n, SI. HfllNS A'JIO m Frolic of Ivan tha Tarribla, Iran the Terrible. among tils mnnr IliHitne freaks, would let Kmih wild bears tn the street of bt capital nml pluddly say tils prayer wbllo watch ing the slaughter of bis people, "Mint ing a few coins to the mutilated sur vivor as he ruse from bis knees." lie would compel parents to "lay their children, and children to kill one an other; and If there wa a survivor "the amlablo monarch would dispatch lilm with bis own hands, shrieking with l.nifliter at no excellent a Joke." In one of his lighter nnoiH of,JylIe ho comuinnded the citizens of .Hy-WOiv to "provide for him a measure f riQt of Hens for a mcdli-lno," mid lined rhalA Why Marriad Man Liva Long. Tim renjum n married tiiun Uvea lonirV er tlmn a single man Is because tho single man leftds a Hellish existence. A married man rnn double bis pleas ures. Any time he una a streak or good lurk It tickle him all over, hut It Diakes blm feel twice a good when be tells his wife aUmt It. And she I so pleased and proud that he feel like a two-year-old. There Isn't a rlmncn In the world of a man's arteries hard ening or hi heart weakening when he can get a million dollars' worth of pleasure out of making hi wife nnp py. Cincinnati Enquirer. of the Dth grade, which has ex perienced a little tlelay. We have entirely bsnulied wlrs pering from all grades and main tain a discipline that cannot be im proved upon. We can march and keep exact step and do so with a snfile. get- T.UiO roubles when they fulled. Pitfalls ut Rue i. "How's your son, ttie lawyer, ting on?" T.iidly. poor fellow, lie' In Jail." "flow's thutr "Ho waa retained try n fierce thief tn defend him, and he made mii.1i ii t'l plea that the Judge held blm it mi aootMnory." Upptncotf. Talking the Language. "Our new bookkeeper can't xeem to see a mlxtnke when It' pointed out to Mm." ' ' lie a ball f nn. Ih.n't ailinle to 'em a mistake; allude to 'cm us Ixrno bittil piny. He'll innlcr-itaii.1 that all rtajtit." Pittsburgh Post. Too Thorough. "Why don't you try to make your constituents understand problem of government?" "That' what I have done." replied Penator Sorghum. "I have been too thorough about It. A lot of them now think that they can give advice In stead of taking It-" Washington Star. Outgrow It. "You can never tell how a boy U going to turn out." "No, you enn't." 'There used to bo a liny at home whom the neighbors called Artie, but ho' the president of n railroad now." Illrmtngham Age Herald. Sometime It Do. I.lttle Wllib Say, papa! Pupn Well. what U If. son? I.lttle Willle IhtfH the ocean get angry because It I cronicd so often? Chicago News. I with Other arrangements Were iiuiiie and today these is the mo.-.t com fortable and neat parsonage building in the County. Thus the power of the press is demon stra'ed. After the services in the church last night the people were invited to inspect the new parsonage, where light lunch ami pineapple ice were served. Con gratulations were heaped upon the members of thii church for theetl cient work in securing the beautiful builtlirg by everybody present. It a work to be roi:d of and rdious the progr..ivf spirit of th'1 Congregation! I churih in St. Meiers CHeering. liol .by I think I II you In. iter tint i, any of tl tlier f, '.i that mine to nee Mlter Percy I'm pica e. bear It. !:..!!. Why di ..t 111: the L.'-t? i:..l.l.y 1;..iiihi. m ninny lei- ee .tn- around and hear what oil n I V .1 1 1 1 1. e. Ftarfully Fov. ' I v..il( a foxy n. lie ni' i ll my boy. He'd rather wa-h the dishes th;:n wa.li hi Ikhi'Ih, mo I I t lilm Vwiih the tINhe, " b.it'M the foxy part?'' 'Wliv. he get hi, hiiti.l clean. " -Ijmlsi i le I oiu .t ...iirn.il. Comforting. 1 Mrs. Knagg If I were lo die you'd i never get another wife like me. Knagg l ft'rt very kind of you to say that. ' ItoHloti Transcript. Vory Prommng. ".I. .lies -till.e me in a very promt. In:? .mi':? man." "lie siiih.s in., that way too. Hut he lexer pays II Inn k." California Pell' an SAMUEL HILL'S GRAPHIC ARGUMENT IN FAVOR OF GOOD ROADS IS ADOPTED AS OI ERIAL EMBLEM OK COLUMBIA RIVER HIGHWAY' ASSOCIATION The C. T. Prescott property, one representatives here from the su of the best corner loU in the city, 'preme assembly of Portland. was purchased today by Iris W. T, George Conyers, County Sur- Oliver of the firm of Oliver, Oliver veyor. came to St. Helens Monday, fit f lummer, for a home. 0. T. accompanied by his sister, Mrs. Prescott, formerly county surveyor, Clifford Smith of Kansas City, and family started toniirht for, Southern Florida, whe.e they will make their home. Miss Lulu George, who has been teaching in the Pendleton schools for a number of years, has resigned her petition there and has taken a Position in one of the Portland schools where she can be nearer home. She has gone to Pendleton thia week to attend the Round-Up, an extended visit in the Eastern states where he was under treat ment of the famous Drs. Mayo at Rochester, Minn. He is much im proved in health, but thinks he may spend the winter with his sisters at Kansas City. Notice to dog owners The or dinance prohibiting the running at large of dogs will be enforced h O $po. Vl 0 ? 4 as Diagram Showing How Coit of Hauling Om Ton Ona M,U Inert.... With Incrc.a of Grd The above illustration wai prepared by Samuel Hill, the f.imoiii K.o,.rr:i,N advocate. It U ..r ieliie .irioinii i.t i, m-rr.. but will return early next week to strictly and if you value your dog Portland where she will commence. you must take care of him. her new work. J. L. Chittim. Marshal. . i it i . .i . . i .. ... roam on cany Krauci, ami inowi now ine eon oi naiiiiiiK one ton one mile inerrafx with r:n Ii in. rc.i e of rresKlent Meier ami the niembem f the 1 oliiinhia River Highway Ah i.nioii will, I, fr( C th.it it was adoptr.l wnl, cordial approval, an itn oHit ial einhlriii. It will be printed on postal ranU ami folders ami distributed is i ,, ,,. 'i edut ational eainpaixn to be toiidiieted by the educational committee of the association, of win. h Paul Wes-iaer i ehairmaa f.eor i f eoo.l I lie ari iiia. m jirm Mr. JI.it part of tl r enod r.Mil 'lo t)ur KrientU ami l'a'ruhs: We beg to an riour.ee tliut owing to the ileelirio of tl:e giirr.mer t radio beo;iuo of the rniny tmt we have decided to discontinue the evenii.g trips leaving SI Helen ut f. p in. ami Portland at S but will continue tU Saturday nml Sunday trips the same as su'lmbilc until further not ice. t Tin: pi !.i ic 'I bis car will ! t fur hire ary evening fi,r parties wLshinglo hire ir.e. Our expt riti.ee duririf the tl i-t t lime ,f o -erhtit-n istl.il ear I.h.h tU inn : !r;.!t d the uw fuln S of the it rvit'e ittid weill etob :.vt.r t'i gie tl r public 3 still lutttr Per vice nt.xt si ftscn and lioj.e tl at the pi. blip will c,heui llitir pat roingf in the future. Thii rising cu f t r piut favorf, we i t n .-iin yt.ui s truly. St. lleiei s Auto Line. ADVERTISED EE1TER5 l lets: unr!hii:n o in thd St. Hrl-'r.-t I'uHt !liei for the week efliliS S. pi. C. r.'ia: It V AI.Iri.lt A I fit d llrigg i' luiik Iii iK. n ( hut ( 'ni p Jo I t '.untafsi.tt Kd Kitt.r W.dtt r .VeMTH .1 l Mad h.t, aid J I'eter.son Win Saunders 1 letter 2 letter! Letters unclaimed by Set. 21, w ill he sent to the Demi 1 tttT ofTiCI. Ivn M. )("ld. I'. M. All kiriiU of J..I) wotk il.iiie-sttbe Mint oHiee ut reasonable priiv. h'or Kent House close in on Win ter ritret t Apply to Mr. Dillard. Drs. Lowe A Turner will Itninit r Sept. 17, t'la" knie IS.St. Helens HI. Keinetnber the date!. Scores of references. Tor Sale Secondhand store in Montgomery building. St.Hclcni Had t Follow. . Onn tiny n jotn.ir eolnl mB sporty iippcnrtiiif't dropped liintr try livery Mahlo nnd kiiI.I lie n Job. Hit looked I HimMiitf. set lit work KreiiKlng tint Bin " l Mo I'M III a reiiinrknbly short spm' hit retMirteil tint til-'k llnHli'"1' ... .. .. . . ii . Im. look Herts, aiini inn . yotl menu to any you've Rici!! four of (hem wheels nlreinl) ( "Well," rejoined tilt' '"' ""'n' ffrenitetl the two front t'licH. "And why haven't ' two hind ones?" ,v k ; "Well." Kiild tho new man ' I . . . . . a ffdtM " lontrs tne two innu .-"- rtplit tho two litnd ones Jf tt to follerr'-liverjlMfdy'